"Ah!"
Zhang Wei suddenly stood up and shouted, which made people around him look at each other again and again.
What's wrong with me? Why am I here? Zhang Wei looked at others, and his forehead was already full of cold sweat.
Shit, isn't it just a love cemetery? You don't have to be kidding me, do you? Zhang Wei muttered to himself, thinking of something, but not sure.
"This is the examination room, don't make any noise!" A black faced man in a security uniform came over.
Test room????
Zhang Wei looked around and saw four big characters on a display screen: Judicial Examination!
Zhang Wei was shocked.
Your uncle, why am I here? This, this is crossing?
The black faced man saw Zhang Wei completely ignoring him, so he was not angry. I was scolded by my wife at home just now, and there's no place to get angry. Boy, you hit me, so don't blame me.
Just as the black faced man was about to use the secret skill - Lion Roar, a man stood between Zhang Wei and the black faced man.
"Sorry, sorry, my friend is not feeling well these days. He didn't deliberately break the exam discipline. Zhang Wei, don't you apologize?" The man said separately.
Apologize?
Zhang Wei heard a familiar but strange voice and looked up. Eh, he looks like a person, like a small character in the TV drama love apartment.
"Zhang Wei, what are you looking at? If you don't apologize, you don't know the consequences of breaking the exam discipline!"
In this way, Zhang Wei was awakened. After all, Zhang Wei is a lawyer himself, and the consequences of disrupting exam discipline are clearly recorded. So he did not hesitate to say a famous sentence that has been passed down so far: Sorry, I was wrong!
When something happens, I will say this sentence directly. If I don't have the face to say it a thousand times, I'm afraid I can't get away from it?
Sure enough, when this sentence came out, the wind and clouds changed color!
After hearing Zhang Wei's apology, the black faced man looked a little better (though still so black...), thinking that since he apologized and was more sincere, let him go. It would be no good for him to make a big scene.
"Don't have another time, don't shout loudly in the examination room, remember!" the big man said in a deep voice.
"Remember, remember." Zhang Wei kept nodding.
Seeing this, the big man left.
Zhang Wei sighed, raised his head, and was ready to thank the men who were talking to him.
At this time, the entrance bell rang.
"Zhang Wei, let's go, the exam begins." The man led Zhang Wei into the exam room. Zhang Wei sighed and thought it was better to improvise, so he followed suit.
……
In the examination room
Alas, I really don't know how to encounter such a thing. Forget it. I don't think much about it. I'd better concentrate on the exam in front of me! The examination questions should not go too far! Zhang Wei thought to himself.
After getting the test paper, I set my eyes on it. Ha ha, it's really the same as what I learned. Isn't that why I won the first place? Anyway, I was one of BJ's top ten outstanding lawyers! Well, since you are so sincere, I'm not polite.
Pick up the pen, bury your head, work hard, and strictly implement the three major steps in the examination room
After leaving the examination room, Zhang Wei found the man and thanked him.
"Ha ha, come on, don't be like that. Who are we going with? By the way, how do you feel about the exam?" the man asked with a smile.
"Not bad, I think it's very simple."
"What, simple? This year is the hardest in recent years, right?"
"Er, the hardest one?" Zhang Wei was a little disapproval. Young man, I'm afraid you've never seen anything really difficult. It's really lack of social adjustment!
"Zhang Wei, you were hit too hard, silly! Although your ex-wife escaped marriage, it's not your fault, and you two haven't gone to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a certificate yet?" The man laughed.
"Do it, do it, run away from marriage?!" Zhang Wei's voice suddenly rose, attracting passers-by to meet.
The man quickly took a picture of Zhang Wei. "You are sick! You are always shouting."
Zhang Wei was completely stupid at this time and didn't hear the man's cry. Even he didn't know how to get back to his place. Zhang Wei lies on the bed, his eyes are blank, recalling what happened
What the hell is going on!
Zhang Wei lies on the bed, his eyes are blank, and his mind is thinking about what happened
Have you crossed?
Did you really cross it?
Didn't I just say something about love cemetery? Do you need to be so cruel? God, you thief, be careful of being struck by thunder (no, it seems that the person responsible for thunder is his subordinate, and he can't strike it...).
What should I do?
I used to read that the protagonists in the novel went through, either to become tall, rich and handsome, or to be a poor person who could not be forced any more, and all of them had a system of hanging and exploding!
But my situation doesn't seem to meet those two standards, does it? So far, I haven't seen anything about the system.
System, system Are you there?, Someone asked you to start! are you there?
…………
Well, there is no system at all.
After a period of restlessness, Zhang Wei began to calm down and think about his current situation.
Zhang Wei in the TV play appears to be a pure "hanging wire", but in fact he is the richest person in the love apartment on the surface (no more than 30 yuan is spent on meals every day, and with a stable job, an individual can save a sum of money.)
But the current trend seems not very optimistic.
First, Zhang Weigang has just taken the judicial examination, which means that he is now a trainee lawyer, and his savings may not be much, otherwise he would not rent a house.
Secondly, Zhang Weiji has been escaped from marriage, which shows that the plot of the second season of Love Apartment has already started, and the wheels of history roll forward. Can I really stop it?
Do you want to hang on to the end like Zhang Wei in the TV series?
No, it's terrible.
Although I like the role of Zhang Wei, loving it doesn't mean that I should accept his life trajectory safely! And said weakly, "You are so beautiful, but you can only watch it. Don't you feel ashamed?"? Huh? (Although beauty is the key...)
But I will never be a lifting wire again! I want to be the most handsome, tallest and richest in the world... (Eh, in the mood)
With this in mind, Zhang Wei leaped over and began to think about the next life.
Well, I rented a house, about 20000 yuan in savings, failed the judicial exam four times (also a talent), trainee lawyer, unmarried (of course, I can't admit the matter of being divorced, it's the one who broke the street, not mine. Zhang Wei insists in his heart that he is unmarried), etc.
This is the general situation.
What should I do next?
Well, I think the first thing is to change places. This place is really not a place for people to live!
Zhang Wei silently looks at the mice and cockroaches patrolling in front of him
Although living with these small animals, it's also a bit strange, but, hehe
Zhang Wei packed up his belongings, packed all the useful things and took them away. Then he found the landlord, completed the check-out procedure with the landlord, took 200 yuan and left without hesitation under the landlord's reluctant eyes.
Although the landlord's eyes reveal deep feelings and reluctance, I will not turn back!
Well, if the landlord is a woman and is more beautiful, you can consider it. Hmm, yes
Zhang Wei was walking on the street with his luggage in his hand, thinking about where to go.
A couple walked past Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei cursed: Hey, what a dog man and woman.
"Husband, why is that person staring at us all the time?" The woman asked in a very sweet voice.
"Oh, leave him alone, a single dog! Let's go to Tianfang Square to play!" The man squinted at Zhang Weidao
"Oh."
Shit, Shit, Shit, what did this guy say about me?
Single dog? Have you ever seen such a handsome single dog? Still single dog? Hum!
Er, wait a minute, I seem to remember something, what is it? Single
Yes, Love Apartment! It's the love apartment!
In the original book, Zhang Wei ended up living in a love apartment!
Hey, yes, go to the love apartment! Besides, there are two culprits.
Zhang Wei smiled, picked up his luggage and walked towards the sunset, although his back was not very beautiful
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"Mr. Zeng, Guan Gu, do you have any plans for tonight?" Ziqiao asked mysteriously.
"Tonight? Let me have a look!" Teacher Zeng yawned and took out a small book from his arms and turned it over.
"Oh, I don't need to do live broadcast tonight. I'm going to watch TV. Tonight seems to be the grand finale of the Devil's Mother in Law. I watched it and fell asleep."
"What do you still remember in your broken book? When do you get up in the middle of the night to pee?" Yi Fei beside said with a look of disgust.
"What do you know? As a famous radio resident, you should never stop learning about your own programs, or how can you solve problems for audience friends? What's more, I am the vice chairman of the apartment residents committee under the sub district office. Of course, I should set an example!"
"Mr. Zeng, you have not participated in our collective activities for a long time. You go home to watch TV every day after work. You have seen the devil's stepmother the other day, and now you want to see the devil's stepmother again. Do you really want to experience a woman's life?" Guan Gu laughed.
Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened and gave Guan Gu a nod to show his resistance to Guan Gu's words.
"Guan Gu, you look up to Zeng Xiaoxian too much. How can the devil listen to his broken program at one or two in the morning? What's more, the TV dramas he watches are too tasteless and meaningless!" Yifei sneered. (Ask weakly why you listen every night...)
"What is meaningless? How can it be meaningless to serve the people? It is meaningful to watch Zhanbo and Wan Yu every day."
"I, I did that to guide them! Let them contribute to my family as soon as possible!"
"Guidance? Are you familiar with that matter? Besides, if you have a video every morning, noon, afternoon and evening, how can they have time to create human beings?" Teacher Zeng died.
Sure enough, as soon as Zeng Xiaoxian heard his words, a pillow was thrown over. Everyone dodged and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with pathetic eyes, but suddenly found that Teacher Zeng had already run away. Indeed, there is foresight! (I have been attacked by many sneak attacks. Of course I have experience...)
Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, Guan Gu and others fought with each other until they reached the toilet and collided with Zhang Wei who was coming out.
Is it true that friends don't get together! I can touch it at the toilet door every time.
Is the toilet really my resurrection place? Zhang Wei thought. Then, I looked at the three "lovely people" in front of me
