In the scorching summer, coupled with a weekend holiday and an air conditioning fan blowing cool wind, who can resist the temptation of sleeping late?
The clock at eleven o'clock at noon just came from the lingering swinging wall clock, urging Yi Ersan, a high school student lying in bed, to get up.
However, the power of the bell could not resist the temptation of the Sleeping Devil. Yi Ersan rolled over on the bed, covered his head with a quilt and planned to sleep again.
"Business is getting more and more difficult... Liu Zi, are you still sleeping? You should go to the hospital for reexamination, as well as the Eastern Suburb Forest Farm."
With the sound of a broken gong, the broken security door made a groan and let the people outside the door in.
"Let me sleep again... Ouch!"
Yi Ersan pulled the quilt to wrap himself more. Suddenly, he felt that the quilt suddenly got into something extremely cold. He suddenly jumped up from the bed with ice. The sleep that had enveloped him before was completely dispelled by the cold things.
"It's ice cream again. It's really not creative." Yi Ersan stared at the ice cream thrown in the quilt with his mouth curled, glared at his father Yi Benshu with dissatisfaction, and then peeled off the ice cream skin and put it into his mouth to refresh himself.
"What do you put without ice-cream? Big girl? Little girl?" Yi Ben, who is in his forties, took off his sweat soaked Taoist robe and came to the air conditioner fan to enjoy the cold wind, saying, "Do you have a girlfriend? A humble single dog. I am at your age..."
"I know I know that I have been fascinated by thousands of people." Yi Ersan put on his slippers and went straight to the toilet, not wanting to hear the old father who didn't speak a few words of truth say more.
"After washing, remember to go to the hospital." Yi Benshu took out the yellow paper amulet soaked with sweat in his arms and blew fiercely at the air conditioning fan, complaining: "Alas... I still miss the last two years! It's more and more difficult to do business now..."
The first two years? Yi Ersan sat on the toilet, shook his head and sighed. It should be the last three years, right?
Three years ago, the only satellite of the earth, the moon, lost a quarter, and it cut off a corner like a cake.
The moon, which has been hanging high in the air for thousands of years, looks like a tiny bee circling around a flower. It seems that one day it was suddenly fed up with such revolving flattery. It chose to lose a quarter of its body and let it crash into the arms of the earth.
you 're right! One day three years ago, a quarter of the moon fell into the earth's Pacific Ocean, and the moon in the sky was like a cake cut off.
What happens when the moon falls into the earth's Pacific Ocean? Many scientists have already said that the impact will produce a big explosion, crustal changes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes, and things worse than the extinction of dinosaurs will happen.
But this time, the moon fell into the Pacific Ocean, as if it had completed a very gentle soft landing. There was no tsunami, no crustal movement, no volcanic eruption or tsunami, and even the Pacific water was not filled with such a large stone? And spill the sea water to other cities around the world.
Faced with such a situation, scientists all over the world can only shout out that: This is unscientific.
After the moon fell into the earth, the only difference was that when it just came to the earth, the whole earth appeared a thick fog, which covered the earth for three days. When people began to panic, the fog suddenly disappeared overnight.
Later, warships of various countries were pulled up near the moon, and then scientists from all over the world shouted that this was the wealth of all mankind, and set foot on this magical land for scientific research.
Time flies by. It has been three years since the moon came to the earth as a guest in the twinkling of an eye. People have gradually passed from initial panic to curiosity to a stage of complete adaptation.
There is only one more moon in the Pacific Ocean. People are more concerned about whether they can eat enough, dress well and have a good day.
Without any attention, people who once came to the earth with the moon to get on the show lost the chance to get on the TV network again. They had to sneak into short videos and public accounts to find some money, or just put on a Taoist robe and pretend to be bullies everywhere.
For example: Almsgiver, I see that your Yintang is getting dark. Are you not happy these days? It doesn't matter. I broke into the moon blocked by governments a few days ago and found the Guanghan Palace of the Chang'e Fairy. In it, the Chang'e Fairy gave me this rune!
I cheat people? The government says there is nothing on the moon? Then why not open the moon for everyone to visit? Isn't it said that the moon is a gift for all mankind? I was invited by the state to investigate and sign a confidentiality agreement! If it weren't for your life, I wouldn't dare to reveal the truth.
"Hey, this is Chiyangzi Taoist Temple..." Yi Ben's warm voice interrupted Yi Ersan's memory by answering the phone. "Ms. Wang, I think you will call at this time. Do you feel dirty when you go home this time? Don't worry! I will go immediately..."
Yi Benshu skillfully put on the freshly dried Taoist robe, put all kinds of guys in his backpack, raised his legs and left the house. At the same time, he did not forget to shout to Yi Ersan in the pit: "Remember to go to the hospital for reexamination later, and go to the Eastern Suburb Forest Farm at night."
Fat sheep? Yi Ersan put on his pants and walked out of the room, looked at the hot soup noodles just made on the table, shook his head and said to himself, "This time, don't follow the previous times. I will catch up with people who have been cheated before, so that I will be beaten with you."
Yi Benshu is a wanderer in the Jianghu. From Yi Ersan's memory, he has been pulling himself to this day by deceit. Sometimes if he is lucky enough to meet a fat sheep, his father and son can live a good life for a few days. When he is unlucky, he is met by the deceived.
The scene can't be described by chicken flying and dog jumping. Several first wives and eggs don't care that they will be damaged after they have just done thousands of yuan of manicures. They try their best to pull the two father and son until they have pulled their clothes into strips of cloth.
A knock on the door interrupted Yi Ersan's memory of eating noodles. When he opened the door, he found that there were two fashionable strong men in black suits and dark sunglasses, who looked perfect, dressed like people in black in the movie.
Yi Ersan looked at the two expressionless cool brothers in front of him with alert eyes. In addition to being curious about how hot they were in their clothes in dog days, he also speculated about the other's intentions.
He was cheated by his father and came to seek revenge? Or was he tricked to come to my father for help?
"Excuse me, is this the home of Immortal Chiyangzi? We are the Liang family we agreed with."
Of the two men in black, the one who was taller and should have been around 1.9 meters suddenly asked.
Yi Ersan quickly confirmed that the two people in front of him should have just been cheated by his father. At present, he does not know his identity as a liar, otherwise, the other party could not say "Chiyangzi Immortal", but should roar angrily. Where is Chiyangzi, the old liar!
Fat sheep! Absolutely fat sheep!
This is the second judgment Yi Ersan made on the two people in front of him. As a perennial Jianghu liar, Dad will not tell others his address easily. He will only tell the other person's address when he is worth enough. Next, he will move quickly after the fraud is completed!
