"Dong Dong Dong......"
Chinese teacher and teaching director, teacher Xiong, nicknamed Old Xiong, knocked on the blackboard with chalk in his hand.
"Look at the blackboard, what book?"
The following students looked up expressionless.
"Now let's move on to the third question, which is a blank filling question..."
"Well, let's talk about the fourth question..."
"What are you doing with the blackboard? Reading!"
The students bowed their heads expressionless.
"This question is a free question. You must memorize it in the future..."
"Dong dong dong!"
"What are you doing reading? Look at the blackboard!"
The students looked up expressionless.
The veins on the old bear's forehead bulged.
"What am I doing? There are words on my face? Look at the blackboard, look at the blackboard!"
Students:
Old Bear reluctantly threw away the chalk.
"You are the worst one I have ever had!"
"Look at those brothers and sisters in the last class, who would be as stupid as you?"
"You can't remember a question you've talked about eight hundred times!"
"Students, you should study hard, you know? Your study now is to prepare for the exam."
"Learning is like weaving a web. The more elaborate this web is, the easier it will be for the middle school entrance exam in the future."
"If a net has a hole here, a hole there, a fish here, and a fish there, that's OK?"
"Boys and girls, the high school entrance exam is a unified one. One point short of that is a playground person!"
"You are going to take the high school entrance exam in eight months. If you don't study hard and can't go to high school, who are you right about?"
"If your grades fail, I will take your salary."
"But you can't go to high school. Are you worthy of your parents? Are you worthy of your teachers? Are you worthy of the cultivation of the country?"
"Or do you sit here just to get a junior high school diploma? Then go to the construction site to carry cement and move bricks?"
Old Xiong said these things carefully and bitterly.
The following students look at the nose and the nose and the heart, put their hands on the desk and sit upright.
Old Bear was tired, so he drank some water to continue.
"Snore... snore..."
A loud grunt sounded in the classroom where the needle could be heard. Old Bear became angry at once, and his short hair tended to stand upright.
"Wang...... Morning!"
"Snore... snore..."
Wang Chen had a dream that he was sleeping on the plane, and a fat man beside him was always restless and always scratching his head.
What kind of study? What kind of high school entrance exam? The loud voice is unbearable.
I don't know where the flight attendant went.
Never mind such low quality people!
Eh... Fatty man, not enough words, poke me in the ribs!
Want to die, don't you?
"My special......"
Wang Chen suddenly raised his head, raised his hand and was ready to slap the goods!
However, when the palm was just raised, someone caught it. When Wang Chen tried hard, the lines of the captured hand did not move.
Huh?
Wang Chen looked along his arm and saw a middle-aged man with a fleshy face clutching his hand and staring at himself.
"What do you want to do?"
Wang Chen was confused for a moment. He always felt that the man looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had met him.
Looking back, Wang Chen took a look at the surrounding environment.
The blackboard, the desk, the shadow of the sun through the glass, and the pink face full of collagen.
Wang Chen is confused,
"Horizontal trough......"
"What did you say?"
The old bear picked up Wang Chen and stared at him.
"What did you... just say?"
Wang Chen:
I slept for a while. Someone was bothering me and stabbing me in the ribs. I'm going to let him receive a socialist education
But
I found that I seem to have passed through
It seems that someone has caught the hand of beating
What should I do?
Wait online!
Urgent!
"Bear... Miss Bear?"
Wang Chen asked a little uncertain.
The old bear frowned together,
"Why? Haven't you woken up yet? If you haven't woken up, remember not to be late next time, so as not to delay your sleep!"
Wang Chen:
This...... Special, what's the situation?
I'm reborn?
Or return to the middle school era?
No, I was on the plane just now?
crash?
Crash?
Was hit by a missile?
Old Bear pulled Wang Chen out of his seat and onto the platform.
"Come on, tell us what the word" lying trough "means!"
Wang Chen hesitated when he looked at the old bear as if he wanted to eat people,
"This... is not good!"
Old Bear turned his back and said, "It's OK, I think it's good! If you can tell me something, I will not punish you today!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
Wang Chen straightened his chest,
"Crouching trough! Although only two words.
But the grammar is rigorous and the words are neat.
The structure is ingenious and catchy, which can be described as simple but shocking. It does not need solid writing skills. It is admirable for the credible hand crafted writing and outstanding craftsmanship.
It can let readers say that it is civilized and does not hurt people, and that the momentum of ten thousand horses galloping forward and overwhelming mountains and seas gushes from the heart.
It makes people feel unprecedented, and it can be used repeatedly. It is amazing and unique to China, which makes people feel more extensive and profound Chinese literature! "
After saying that, Wang Chen took a careful look at the old bear whose face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
"Well, Mr. Xiong, can I go back to sleep?"
Old Bear:
Take a deep breath, and the old bear told himself not to be angry, not to be angry!
Anger is easy to die early!
Anger is easy to lose hair!
Anger is easy to get fat!
Ah... I can't stand it!
The old bear was furious,
"Sleeping, are you a pig? Sleeping all day long, you only grow a head but no meat? Did you eat clenbuterol or something? Can you grow a little brain? I said it was a lesson, not a lullaby!"
"You sleep so well. Why don't you study so hard?"
Wang Chen protected his face with both hands, and put down his hands carefully when the old bear was almost ready to vent.
Old Xiong crossed his waist and turned to look at the whole class.
He calmed down his anger and asked Wang Chen.
"Come on, tell me, what are you studying for?"
Wang Chen bowed his head and asked carefully, "Which subject are you talking about?"
Xiong Changguo:
Xiao Za, you are on the verge of dying!
"Let's learn Chinese. Why do you learn Chinese?"
Wang Chen turned his eyes and said, "Reasoning people!"
Reasonably, there's nothing wrong with it!
Xiong Changguo then asked, "Why do you study mathematics?"
"Be reasonable!"
Xiong Changguo blackened his face,
"What about English?"
"Reasoning reasonably with foreigners!"
Xiong Changguo's expression gradually became cold and stern,
Physical
"How to defeat each other when you can't tell!"
Xiong Changguo's whole body has begun to emit cool air,
"What about chemistry?"
"Poison if you can't fight!"
“……”
Xiong Changguo feels headache, and his brain tends to jump out.
Weak pointed to the classroom door, "Get out!"
"Oh... ah?"
"Oh, what? I told you to get out and stand up!"
Wang Chen: "Oh!"
