At the foot of Changbai Mountain, beside the Songhua River.
A mountain village surrounded by mountains is not big, only dozens of families. Because it is rich in worthless white stones, it is named Baishi Village.
This is the end of the road. Although it is in a tourist area, it has not been developed at all. Because the road is potholed and difficult to walk, there are almost no outsiders. It can be said that the economy is backward and remote.
On this day, Baishi Village was very busy.
The reason is that Zhao Lina, the recognized village flower, married Wang Fatty, the son of the village head. Zhao Lina is handsome and hot. She is the first group of people to work in the city. It is said that the girl made a lot of money in the city, but somehow she returned home alone and married Wang Pang, who was strong and weak.
Although the villagers did not like the marriage, it was the village head's family who did the wedding after all. Even if some people were reluctant, they still gave up their work and came to congratulate them. In addition, people from Siliba Village came to greet them. The village head's courtyard was almost crowded.
The happy event in the village is run by the local people. The women help the kitchen and the men set the table. Those single men who see the village's colorful eyes are full of blood. They are full of envy and laugh with them. They secretly scold a good cabbage for being hogged.
Who likes Zhao Lina best in this village? It must be the village bastard who is idle.
The original name of Tiedan is Tienan, but it's a pity that this somewhat tall name is not suitable for this mountain area. It's very natural to be called Tiedan! It seems that only the names of Iron Egg, Steel Egg and Dog Egg are most incompatible with living here.
This iron egg is a foreigner. When he was eight years old, he followed an old man to live in Baishi Village. Nobody knows who his parents are? The man he called grandpa was not his own grandpa. In those days, it was a typical old stick who picked up a young boy and lived together.
Iron Egg's grandfather is the head of the team who takes care of the mountain, and in the vernacular, he is the head of the team who digs wild ginseng across the mountains. The old man used to be a number one person, and he wanted to make a fortune with the villagers. But it was a pity that he recited the words. It is said that he was taken away by blind Xiong, and his whereabouts are still unknown!
The lonely Iron Egg became an orphan again. When the villagers saw him pitiful, their master had a mouthful of water and their west had a mouthful of food. The young man who had a hard life that day really grew up eating a hundred meals.
Things change
When Iron Egg came of age, he did not return to the village, but gradually became a village bastard. This guy idles all day long. In addition to eating and drinking, he steals children's candy, kicks the widow's door, and eavesdrops on the new daughter-in-law's window roots
Iron Egg has long been a rarity for Zhao Lina of Lao Zhao's family. Even in her dreams, she wants to marry the village flower. It's a pity that Zhao Lina is so arrogant that she hasn't even looked at this notorious village rascal.
Although Iron Egg is going away, he doesn't commit all kinds of crimes. He can't do such things as robbing women. Although he was unhappy with his sweetheart's marriage today, he could not miss the excitement after all.
The village head's yard was crowded with people, adults and children... The village head's face was full of joy, and he pulled his big, brainless, fat son to toast at the table. Zhao Lina, the bride, followed. She was dressed in red, and she was more beautiful than all the women in the village.
Outside the courtyard, Iron Egg leaned against a big tree, dressed in a dirty old T-shirt, dark skin, small flat head, crossed his legs, and a dog tail grass in his mouth, humming and singing a self made tune that only he could understand.
Although Iron Egg is a jerk, he is also handsome. He is 1.8 meters tall and covered with tendon flesh. If he cleans up well, he can be regarded as a handsome guy. It's a pity that this guy never pays attention to his image. Even the pockmarked women in the village who are married for two years look down on him.
Widow Sun came to give a gift. When she passed Tiedan, she said jokingly, "I said Tiedan, your sweetheart is married. Why don't you send it?"
Iron Egg glanced up slightly and said with a bad smile: "Do you want me to scratch your butt? Come here and help you catch it."
"I bah..." Widow Sun regretted causing this bastard to leave, and ran into the yard with a red face and a gray face.
Iron Egg held his head high and shouted: "Remember to leave the door open for me tonight to ensure that you are vigorous."
The yard was full of food and drink, but the iron eggs outside the door were delayed. It is reasonable to say that this kind of excitement is not without iron eggs. However, this guy has pursued the bride after all, and perhaps out of male self-esteem, he went to drink the wedding wine with empty hands, which is really a bit hard to wipe out.
When it comes to money, iron eggs have no money at all.
how?
Cold dressing!
Iron Egg suddenly hit upon a plan, and a bad smile appeared on his mouth. He got up and patted the soil on his body, and rushed towards the mountain behind the village
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After all, it is the village head's family who handles the wedding, so we should pay more attention to the arrangement. After three rounds of drinking, the grass team invited from the town came to the stage to sing "Errenzhuan". The "dirty mouth" made the audience laugh incessantly. The big girl and the little daughter-in-law blushed, but could not help but listen to it.
The iron egg rushed into the yard, and the guy seemed to have just come out of the ground, with mud on his head and body.
He went straight to the main table where the village head was, raised his hand, slapped a pair of gold bracelets still hung with clay on the table, then sat down and began to drink.
The whole table was stunned!
Village Head Wang looked at the bracelet and the ashen iron egg, and asked tentatively, "I said egg, which one did you sing?"
Iron Egg smiled, drank a glass of wine, and said: "Uncle, although your son married me, we are not the stingy people. I took the family's ancestral gold bracelet as a gift!"
Village Head Wang twisted his face and wondered why Iron Egg was abnormal today? Let's not say whether this bastard has ancestors. Even if he has, why can't he pass down such a pair of gold bracelets?
Pick up a bracelet and check it. Village Head Wang is more familiar with it? After careful consideration, the scalp will become numb after buzzing! God, grandpa, isn't this the funerary object that was moved to my mother's grave in the first two years? Iron egg, the bastard, can't we dig our ancestral grave?
"A shriveled calf." Village Head Wang pointed at the forehead of Iron Egg and shouted, "You bastard who killed thousands of knives, tell me quickly, where did this bracelet come from?"
Ferritin glanced at the village head and said carelessly, "You can see it and ask me? What's the use of leaving good things for the dead, you stubborn old man? I will take them out for you today. Don't thank you. Serve wine..."
"Give me a leg." Village Head Wang was so angry that he didn't care about the happy day. He shouted to the villagers all over the yard: "Gouri's iron eggs dug my ancestral grave and killed him for me."
The villagers were shocked. Those who were bullied by iron eggs in the past, those who were greedy for brides... Now the village head spoke, and instantly aroused a burst of anger, and a group of people rushed forward with a cry.
When Iron Egg looks bad, he runs away.
In terms of fighting alone, the whole village together can't find an opponent. But now we are attacking together. Iron Egg is not a fool, and certainly will not suffer from this immediate loss.
For a while, the chickens were flying and the dishes were flying all over the sky... Iron Egg took a group of people around the yard twice and found that there were too many people to escape. He suddenly saw a ladder standing under the eaves. He jumped up the wall in a hurry. Before everyone could catch up, he pulled the ladder back to the roof.
In this way, a group of people under the room pointed at the iron egg and shouted abuse. The iron egg on the room pinched his waist and unexpectedly took out half a bottle of white wine from his pocket and drank it by himself
Do you want to say that the villagers can't go to the house? Actually, no one dares to fight. They are not afraid of group fights. It is unreasonable for a single person to go to the room. Iron Egg can do everything. If he is kicked out, he will lose more than he gets.
The villagers were tired of scolding, and Tiedan Wine was also drunk.
Under the watchful eyes of the public, the village bastard Iron Egg unexpectedly untied his belt and looked at the villagers under the house. It was high and far to have a dip in the urine
It's killing me!
The villagers thoroughly fried the pot, and several unlucky people who were "hit" completely went crazy. They swung brick and stone plates and bowls at the roof, the boys shouted abuse, and the big girls fled with their faces covered.
Suddenly, there was a thunder in the air, and a large group of dark clouds gathered on a sunny day. Although the thunderstorm in the mountain was capricious, the iron egg on the roof was startled. He covered his head with his hands and looked up at the sky, muttering, "Oh, my god, if you dig someone's ancestral grave, you will be struck by lightning!"
In a moment, it rained cats and dogs.
The villagers hurriedly took shelter from the rain everywhere, but there was no room for houses with many people. People with nowhere to hide rushed out of the yard and went back to their homes to find their mothers.
It's really changeable.
In this way, a good wedding was stirred by the iron eggs, and an inexplicable heavy rain settled all this again. Seeing the opportunity coming, Iron Egg quickly put down the ladder behind the house and ran home against the heavy rain.
