"Euler! Euler! Euler! Euler!"
"No delivery! No delivery! No delivery! No delivery! No delivery! No delivery! No delivery! No delivery!"
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"There is only one reason for your failure, dio. A very simple reason is that you offended me."
A man who will soon be 30 years old in a year's time is no longer mature and stable in his daily work and life. It seems that he has returned to his old self as a junior high school student. He doesn't care about the eyes of the world and won't deny what he really likes because of them.
His body was shaking, wearing a virtual helmet, and he was silent in another world, dancing with laughter and shouting angrily, as if to vent all the pressure of reality.
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Time playback to the 23rd century, July 15, two o'clock at noon.
Lin Yi lies lazily on the cloth sofa, eating potato chips and drinking fat house water, watching the holographic projection of the dog blood TV series, and saying, "What kind of sand sculpture story is this? Explosive grenades are hidden in the crotch! Tam threw them at close range!"
“？？？”
At this time, the communication ear ring that was randomly discarded on the table and chair suddenly sounded music.
"Stop and walk along the way, following the traces of juvenile drifting..."
Lin Yi stretched out his hand to look at the image of the communication requester projected from the communication ear ring, and found that it was his sister who dialed in, so he stretched out his hand reluctantly and planned to take the communication ear ring to see what was wrong with his pig.
Originally, on this rare day of rest, Lin Yi planned not to answer the call even if Tianwang Laozi called! But I can't help it. Who can make his sister lose more than Tianwang Laozi.
Lin Yi, who was lying on Ge You's back, could not reach him for a moment. After complaining about the trouble, he shouted into the air, "Douniang robot, help me take down the communication ear ring."
A small intelligent robot was cleaning the bedroom, pushed open the door of the master bedroom, and responded to his call with a cute and cute tone: "OK, Ouni sauce."
After receiving the communication ear ring from the intelligent robot, Lin Yi asked in disdain:
"Hey, smelly sister, what are you doing? If you want money, you will die."
After Lin Yi had a stable working income, his sister, who was still receiving compulsory education in college, often called him from time to time. His reputation was that she cared about his living conditions when he worked alone outside. In fact, she spent all the living expenses given by her parents, but only saw that she wanted to buy something or wanted to play with friends without funds, So we can only ask Lin Yi to sponsor one or two.
The key point is that the first word, Lin Yi, means ha ha da, it must be gone! Borrow it first and then pay it back one by one, that's for sure
Yes! no Yes! Yes! Of! Ah! This is definitely a meat bun that never comes back. Lin Yi's heart sank when he thought that his first monthly salary was not spent on himself except for food and drink.
The younger sister, who was projected by the communication ear ring, made a gesture of dissatisfaction, as if she was about to fly over and bite him twice, and said tenderly:
"Hum, Brother Stinky, am I the kind of person who only asks you for money?"
"Yes, you are! I am very pleased that you have finally realized your essence."
Lin Yi's words are filled with emotion. It seems that his cabbage has finally grown up and matured. Then we should find a boar to take it away. Otherwise, this cabbage has been absorbing my hard-earned money. She is growing up healthily, and I can't even support my wife. (What are you thinking? Wake up! You don't have a wife at all!)
Lin Yun said a few words, which made her feel happy:
"I found a Shenfan recently. Come to Amway!"
Lin Yi looks very disdainful when he hears this:
"Cut, you can only look at the rotten ones. I don't care to look at them."
Lin Yi and Lin Yun are both members of the Royal Family. They often watch mobile games together. However, after Lin Yi worked, his busy career gradually made him out of this circle. In his spare time, he just wanted to lie quietly on the sofa at home, hold the lovely Jin Jiansheng, roll the golden hair and wait to die.
"Really, a strong man must watch!"
Lin Yi thought of several cute figures and asked in a suspicious tone:
"Really? Have there been many new strong men recently?"
Lin Yun said in a decisive tone:
"Believe me, as long as you watch Jojo's wonderful adventure, we are brothers and sisters."
"Hehe!"
Lin Yi suddenly paused and said sadly:
"You've discovered the secret for so many years. I always thought I was hiding it well. Alas! Now I can only tell you the truth."
"On a rainy night, my father and I went out to buy supper and found you beside the trash can. Your cry was so sad that we couldn't bear it. So I asked my father to bring you back first, and I had another vampire sister (ಡಡಡಡಡಡ) from then on!"
Lin Yun, who was wearing pajamas in the school dormitory, patted the table angrily and said, "How come there are so many scenes? Go and see them! Hurry up!"
Then cut off the communication directly.
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"Douniang robot, search for jojo's wonderful adventure, and play it directly."
Lin Yi's greedy and ferocious face, as well as the fierce medieval painting style, made his scalp tingle.
"You told me that this is a must see man?"
"A strong man should look at everyday life, see Laurie, and enjoy the beautiful season when lilies bloom."
Lin Yi, who was a little upset at the beginning, picked up the ear ring, dialed Lin Yun's communication ip, and roared:
"(The name of a plant!) What kind of ghost painting style does your strong man look at?"
Lin Yun, who was making a mask, was startled by his high voice and resented:
"You're going to die, yelling at me so loudly! You can't bear to watch it. You have no patience. You deserve to be a single dog!"
"It must be the first season. You are not obsessed. I, Lin Yun, write it backwards!"
"OK! Hi, Yunlin! I will tell my parents that you are ready to change your name!"
"Die! Look or not!"
Lin Yi said with disdain, "Cut, just like this style of painting and plot, I swear to finish the first season and definitely pull black, or the sky will strike thunder!"
Lin Yun said darkly, "I wish you to experience lightning sap!"
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Lin Yi, who was really bored, took an indifferent attitude and brushed it off one by one until the scene before Uncle Kibelin died. Lin Yi suddenly felt that the series seemed to be a little more advanced.
"Jojo, carry on my will, and the ultimate deep immortal pulse will go quickly!"
"Jojo, all my life energy has been given to you!"
Coupled with countless people's message bulletins, Lin Yi, who was suffering from overtime and some indifference, could not help but feel that the blood in his body was accelerating and began to boil.
Lin Yi straightened up his lazy body and told countless people:
"The paean of mankind is the paean of courage, and the greatness of mankind is the greatness of courage!"
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"It's so delicious!"
In this way, Lin Yi forgot his vows, and no matter whether he had to take the maglev train to work early tomorrow or not, he directly killed three people in a row.
"The dio is split. It's a papery world."
Lin Yi, with dark circles under his eyes, finally showed a satisfied smile. He has not been so enthusiastic for a long time.
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Although I may never take the oath in mind, I will remember it, urge you all the time and help you to finish it.
"Boom!"
At the moment when Lin Yi got dressed and stepped out of the room to go to work, a purple lightning suddenly appeared on his head in the clear sky.
The surrounding things were not damaged at all. Only Lin Yi was blown into coke, turned into dust and disappeared in the world with a gust of wind.
At the moment before he died, Lin Yi had only one thought in his mind: "It's like this! It's too late to feel what it feels like."
(The whole play ends!)
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(It's a joke.)
