Liu Hao has always felt that his life is numb, like a robot, repeating the same day every day.
Their previous ambitions and dreams are gradually forgotten and abandoned as they grow up.
Is my life like a walking corpse, just to live?
"Do you want to change everything? Do you want to realize the dream you have abandoned?"
A dialog box pops up on Liu Hao's mobile phone, which is the fifth time he has seen this sentence.
Instead of the game ads on the mobile phone, Liu Hao has received such messages five times in three days.
In a simple dialog box, you can only select Yes or No in the selection bar.
Is it the hacker who wants to cheat himself?
Liu Hao smiled and shook his head. It was impossible. He was so poor now. Even if he stood on his head, he would not have many sons.
Liu Hao was a little excited in his heart, and a kind of inexpressible curiosity made Liu Hao nod down.
At the moment when Liu Hao pointed, the whole person was suddenly controlled by something.
The brain is buzzing. It seems that something has come back to life.
"Ding Dong, the subsystem is bound, please wait a moment..."
Liu Hao listened to the robot female voice in his head with a dazed face. The female voice without a trace of emotion suddenly forced the overlord to bow.
Listening to a sentence in his mind, Liu Hao looked dazed: "Lie trough, was it yesterday that I watched the daughter of the Lao Wang family next door take a bath to catch evil?"
While Liu Hao was thinking hard, the system sounded for the second time.
"The ripping subsystem was successfully bound, and is in the process of real name authentication host identity."
"Host: Liu Hao."
"Age: twenty-three."
"Gender: male."
"Status: unemployed vagrant."
"Couple: No."
Do I have a golden finger?
Liu Hao: "Wait, what are you talking about?"
System: "The strongest calf pulling subsystem in history."
Liu Hao: "I'm laughing to death. This name is so sick. Are you Zombie sent by monkeys?"
System: "People are unhappy, asshole. Go to hell with you."
Liu Hao snorted: "Forgive me, although I know it's not good to laugh at others, you are not human, unless I really want to laugh, ha ha."
With a scratch, a flash of lightning fell from the sky and hit Liu Hao.
In a flash, Liu Hao was all bad.
The hair stands up like a hedgehog, with clear roots.
Liu Hao vomited a stream of black smoke from his mouth and muttered, "If only I had a cigarette. I should be the first person to light a cigarette with thunder."
Liu Hao touched his new head and said, "Well, what are you?"
System: "What you are talking about is something! He is the strongest calf pulling subsystem in history."
Liu Hao: "Oh, what's the use of that? Can you sell it for money?"
System: "\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Liu Hao: "Oh, I want tickets, beauty. I want to drive a Ferrari with one hand. I want to rule the earth now!"
The system: "Please be self aware and don't be shameless. You are shameless, I will."
Liu Hao: "Then unbind it. You are useless. I am tired. Destroy it."
System: "Good drop, meet the host's vexatiousness, the system will automatically explode in five seconds, and the host will fly out the soot."
System: "Explosion countdown, five, four, three..."
Liu Hao: "No, I'm joking with you. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm kneeling down for you. Can I kneel down on durian?"
System: "(๑ ❛ ᴗ ❛ ๑), I'm afraid. Ha ha, asshole dares to yell at the system. I know how powerful it is."
System: "It's OK to pretend in front of others, but it's a dead end in front of me."
Liu Hao: "The system is huge. Can you tell me your superpower?"
System: "The cow force that the host blows out, if said, has a probability, but it is within the controllable range."
Liu Hao: "Oh, oh, it's like this. What if we can't control it?"
System: "The host will become the last master... the dead."
Liu Hao: "..."
Liu Hao was not surprised because he used to like to stay up late to read online novels.
The earth is traversed by people every day to get something to hang on. Now, after more than 20 years of waiting, it's also their turn.
For the story of an old man jumping out of those rings, a magic weapon hanging open, going back to ancient times, relying on modern knowledge, then developing, picking up a peerless secret book from roadside stalls, and cultivating into a generation of great masters.
Liu Hao is used to these stories. Come on, let's make our future life exciting and happy.
Liu Hao knows all the stories about those waste materials that got the Golden Finger and then counterattacked all the way to the peak of life.
After having an external system, he became Gao Fushuai, successful in his career, married Bai Fumei, and reached the peak of his life.
Thinking of his future success, Liu Hao's saliva flowed out.
Liu Hao: "The system is huge. What will happen if I don't talk about Du Zi?"
System: "The host must always talk nonsense, or the host body will explode automatically!"
Liu Hao's face suddenly had two more black lines. He was forced to brag everywhere with a knife.
It doesn't matter if the forced installation is good and can be realized.
However, if something goes wrong, you will either be beaten by others or be exploded by the system.
Liu Hao's excitement was extinguished by the system.
Liu Hao is a down and out college student. After graduation, he rented a house outside for more than a year. Every day, he just stopped selling food and instant noodles.
Since Liu Hao lost his job after graduation, he has not been working for a year. He has been interviewing all the time, failed, and submitted his resume repeatedly.
Liu Hao managed to make a living by helping people play games, upgrade, equip, and make some money as a proxy.
Because I went to a spicy chicken university, and my family is an ordinary family.
There is no strong relationship background, so Liu Hao spent the year looking for a job day by day.
"Reading host data, please wait a moment..."
"The scanning is successful, and the current available fund of the host is 1678 yuan."
"Host's Circle: None at present."
"The overall physical quality of the host: the face value is generally lower, the strength is 65, the speed is 56, the memory is 76, the endurance is 86, the agility is 71, and the IQ is too low to be detected."
"The current overall state of the host: a frustrated young man, that is, a loser."
"The ability of the system is the event that the host pulls, which can be realized or whimsical. Generally speaking, it will be realized."
"System task: The host must pull a few bullshit, and in daily life, it must be very exaggerated, or it will explode."
"System welfare: When the host pulls the calf, the fright generated by others can be converted into points, which can be used in lottery and shopping malls."
That is to say, if I don't talk nonsense all day, I will explode and cool down. I will raise my eyebrows, right? OK, I will go to brag early tomorrow morning.
System: "The task has been started, please go out and pull the calf immediately, otherwise the self destruction mode will start in one minute."
Reclining trough, you are cruel!
Now it's so cold outside that the cold people shiver at night. Liu Hao puts on his clothes and is ready to go out.
Most of the people who work in the evening have gone to rest. Now only the ladies who dance in the square are on the square.
The lights were shining, and the joyous singing came out from the stereo.
Liu Hao put his hands in his trousers and walked over.
I can't help it. If I don't talk nonsense now, I will die!
