"Humans, will you go or not?"
A civet cat was propped up on the window edge of the room with four claws, facing the young man who was busy writing in front of the desk. His pupils tightened to a bar, and he looked sharp in the residual light of the desk lamp.
However, the boy waved his hand and said, "Don't you see that I'm doing my homework? Go and leave me alone."
"This is the last time I asked you whether to go or not?"
The deep and magnetic voice was unexpectedly made by a wild cat. After saying that, the sharp fingernails in the meat pad of his four claws were just like the extremely sharp samurai sword, which suddenly flashed out, eye-catching pieces, making a chill rise behind the boy, and straight up to his forehead.
The boy sighed, put down the neutral pen in his hand, and lowered the desk lamp a bit so that he could not see the cat's shadow at the window edge.
"Do you really think that when a human was in the past, they didn't dare to make mistakes in your territory? You are too naive, aren't you? You are a cat, don't you know the habits of cats?"
"At least it can increase one kind of uncertainty." The tone of the wild cat was slightly softened, and the shelf just ended seemed relaxed.
"Then if they still --"
"There is no if." The wild cat interrupted the boy. "You human beings have a good word, hesitation will defeat. At the critical moment, we must be relentless."
"......" The boy was expressionless at the moment, and even wanted to laugh.
"Let me ask you, go or not?" The Wildcat's shelf returned. "If you don't go, don't want the neutral pen on your desk."
"Reclining slot!" At this time, the neutral pen on the table rolled around, the tip of the pen pointed at the wild cat, and shouted, "What's my business? I was shot when I was lying on the ground."
"Answer me quickly!" The wild cat didn't even look at the pen, but just stared at the boy, as if threatening, "otherwise, don't want the book on your desk!"
"Why are you so boring?" Listen, the summer homework on the table is also not happy. He stands up, his hips akimbo, and his face is indignant. "Xiaohao, let's ignore it! Close the window directly, so that it won't answer you all day long."
The boy named Xiao Hao first touched his summer homework to comfort him, then leaned back on the chair, relaxed, gave back to the wild cat with gentle eyes, and asked, "Why me?"
"Only you can understand what I'm talking about," answered the wild cat truthfully. "To other humans, all I say is meow. Only you can not only understand, but also know what I want to do."
"I do know what you are going to do," Xiao Hao said calmly, "but I want to hear you say to me personally, what is the purpose of your letting me act as uncertainty."
The wild cat was stunned and did not know how to react. Then I want to speak, but I stop, and again, and again stop.
After repeated this for several times, the wild cat shook its head and jumped from the window edge to the branch of a nearby Phoenix tree, "I remember you, human, next time don't let me see you open the window, or I will break into it and wreak havoc!"
"You want to protect your family, don't you?" Just as the wild cat was about to climb down the tree trunk, Xiao Hao climbed onto the desk, put his head out of the window and shouted.
The wild cat was stunned again, then raised its furry head and looked up at Xiao Hao.
"Although I know that you cats usually have the attribute of being arrogant and coquettish, I just want to hear you say to me personally, is it really so difficult to express?" Xiao Hao's tone was slightly wordless, but his face was piled with a smile.
"So, are you going?" asked the wild cat.
"Wait a minute, I'll go down right now."
"Oh."
After saying that, the wild cat climbed straight down, touched the ground with four claws, lifted its tail high, and shook it a few times.
Xiaohao used to wear only a white vest. Before going out, he took it off, put on his blouse, and walked to the porch. The shoe cabinet said to him, "Hey, Xiaohao, go out? You haven't gone out for weeks. Where are you going?"
While putting on Nike shoes, Xiao Hao took the NY sports cap placed on the shoe cabinet, put it on, opened the door, and answered the question of the shoe cabinet: "To meet a friend."
After answering, Xiao Hao closed the door gently, said "hard" to the door, and walked across the corridor to the stairwell.
"This guy, it's really not a worry. If I hadn't opened the door for him automatically, he would definitely have to sleep in the street if he forgot his keys." The gate looked like he hated the iron, but later he couldn't help laughing.
"Ha ha, let him go." The shoe cabinet said, "Oh, it's really hard for him these days. If other people can talk when they see things around them, they should not be scared to death directly?"
"That's right," echoed the gate.
Listen to the sound, just like a pair of sunset red.
"Not only the two of them, but the whole building seems a bit old." Xiao Hao thought as he went down the stairs. "After all, it was built in the early 1990s, so it's OK to be old."
Xiao Hao walked down the stairs from the sixth floor. Walking halfway, he asked the Nike shoes on his feet: "How are you, Nike?"
"Don't care about me, Xiao Hao, just go with confidence and boldly. This degree will not hurt me, but will make me very comfortable." Nike shoes answered very kindly.
"No, I'm asking you, how is my beriberi?"
"Well," Nike shoes shrunk. "You don't have beriberi."
"Ha ha ha!" Xiao Hao laughed, "You are really a pair of 'iron simple'!"
"Iron is simple and honest?" At this time, the sports cap on the head was confused.
"It means honest people..." Xiaohao explained with a smile, "Oh no, it should be honest shoes, hahaha!"
"Maybe it's a joke," Nike shoes actually helped Xiao Hao explain to the sports cap, "said Xiao Hao, have you lost weight recently?"
"No," said Xiao Hao. He stepped out of the apartment building, saw the wild cat, and waved to it.
"I always feel that you have become much lighter..."
"That's because I haven't worn you out for a long time." Xiao Hao bowed his head and gave Nike shoes a smile.
Then he went to the wild cat, squatted down and smiled, "First, accompany me to a place."
"Where?" The wild cat's pupil, which had not been easy to become round, contracted again at the moment.
"You'll know when you go." Then Xiao Hao got up and walked forward at a normal pace.
Seeing this, the wild cat was helpless, so it followed Xiao Hao and warned: "If you dare to play tricks..."
"I'll go! Why don't you trust me?" Xiao Hao quipped.
"Shu, trust you for once. If you lie to me later, you will die."
"Ouch, I'm so scared! Ha ha!"
"... Silby."
"Stupid cat."
……
In fact, Xiaohao has experienced the personification of various things around him since he was very young, which can be called a bizarre scene.
But it was too old to meet such a scene again. At first, Xiao Hao was so panic stricken that he thought his brain was out of order, and he went to the psychiatric department of the hospital to register. The whole physical examination and MRI scanning showed that everything was normal.
Slowly, I got used to it.
Xiaohao only remembered that the scene reappeared in the early summer of the transition from senior one to senior two. Later, he knew that he had such memories when he was very young. Could it be a special function of what kind of talent?
Nowadays, Xiao Hao can talk, think, or act like a human being when facing everything around him.
In any case, he doesn't have any decent human friends. Some of them are hypocritical relatives and classmates. Now, all things are personified, which is a good thing for him.
At least now he will not be as lonely as before.
……
It was said that the territory of the wild cat was in the east of the street, while Xiao Hao walked to the west of the street.
The wildcat thought more and more, and felt something was wrong. He stopped, "What are you doing here?"
"Here we are." As soon as the front wildcat's voice dropped, the rear Xiaohao stepped into a shop.
The wild cat looked up and saw the sign saying "Medieval Pledge Shop". As a cat, he could not understand human characters, which was like being kept in the dark.
Within three seconds of entering the arena, Xiao Hao thought of the wild cat outside, walked out again, walked to the wild cat, didn't squat down, and directly opened his arms, as if waiting for something.
"What are you doing?" the wild cat wondered.
"Can you jump up?" Xiaohao smiled. "This height should be easy for ordinary cats, right?"
"You want me to jump into your arms?!" The wild cat wondered.
"Don't you want to go in with me? If you go in alone, you will not be chased by the shopkeeper who pinches her feet at the cash register with a broom."
"What do you want to do? If you don't want to help, just tell me!" The wild cat was angry.
Xiaohao's mouth curled: "I'm here to buy props."
"Ha, buy props?!"
"You jump up first," said Xiao Hao, squatting down.
Wildcat was really embarrassed and hesitated for a long time before jumping into Xiao Hao's arms. Xiaohao hugged him, smiled twice, and strode into the store.
"I warn you, if you dare to move on me, I will scratch you to death!"
"Don't worry, you are just playing my cat, and it is not really my cat. I won't touch you. I don't dislike your cat hair, which has become dirty and smelly when you crawl in the wild all day long. It is more merciful than Buddha
"Try one more fucking word?"
"Hey, move your paws away. Don't make any noise."
When Xiao Hao came in with the wild cat in his arms, the drowsy items placed on the shelves in the shop began to stir and gradually became noisy, until finally they looked like a vegetable market, noisy and noisy.
"Brothers and sisters! Customers are coming!"
"Oh, my god! Have I not seen a guest for 10000 years?"
"This shabby shop still has guests! Come on, fathers and fellow villagers!"
For a moment, many articles were crowded on the outside of the shelf in order to make a public appearance. Some glazed products even ignored the risk of breaking, ran to the outermost, desperately recommended themselves to Xiao Hao: "Buy me back! Please! Choose me! I want to leave this fucking ghost place quickly!"
"No! Don't listen to it, just choose me! My capacity is twice that of it! I can hold a lot of things! I'm definitely worth it! Choose me!"
"If you want to compete for capacity, it's better to choose the plastic bucket at the bottom! I'm an octave box, and I have many beautiful songs in it! Choosing me will never disappoint you!"
"Your songs are all children's songs. You'd better choose a walkman with a larger memory! I am the walkman with a larger memory! You can definitely choose me!"
"Absolutely right? It should be" Absolutely no spectrum ", right? If you want to choose a radio like mine, it can not only play sound quality, but also read, save and upload! And my memory is the largest here!"
"It's your choice!" At this time, Xiao Hao grabbed the handle of the radio and walked to the cashier.
The radio was picked up by Xiao Hao. First, he looked confused, and then he showed an extremely happy expression. He shouted at the angry goods rack: "I - Xie - Fang - La -!"
"Why did you buy a radio?" The wild cat wondered.
"Hey hey, you'll know later." Xiao Hao bowed his head and smiled at the wild cat.
"If I hadn't asked for help from you now, you would have been a jerk... Meow, a jerk, sooner or later I would have scratched you."
"Don't worry, I will close the window tightly in the future, so that you won't have the opportunity to bother me."
The wild cat could not find a way to reply, so it put on a disdainful expression, "buzz" and ended the quarrel.
At the cashier's desk, Xiaohao put the radio gently on the stage and asked the landlady, "How much is this?"
"Three hundred." The landlady was picking her teeth with a toothpick in her hand after picking her feet. "But you have to take out your bet first."
Xiao Hao glanced at his trouser pocket and seemed hesitant. After a while, he still took out the things in his pants pocket - a small wooden card with exquisite workmanship, but it was so old that it was full of cracks.
There are two characters carved on the wooden board, mortgage.
Xiao Hao held the wooden card in his hand. "Sorry."
"It doesn't matter, Xiao Hao. I belong here originally, and I have also given full play to my own value. In your human words, I'm returning to my hometown with a silver lining."
Hearing what Mupai said, Xiao Hao, who was a little sad, smiled, "Thank you."
"I should thank you," Mupai smiled. "Thank you for making my existence meaningful."
After paying, Xiao Hao walked out of the shop with a radio in one hand and a wild cat in the other.
"You just stared at the wooden card and lost your mind. What are you thinking?" the wild cat said.
"I'm saying goodbye to Mupai," Xiao Hao said.
"Huh?" The wild cat wondered, "So you can interact not only with me, but also with a wooden card?"
"Hmm~"
The wild cat suddenly felt angry, "I thought only I could......"
"Here we go again. Are you cats so exclusive?" Xiao Hao also said, "Apart from the wooden card, at this moment, I have six friends with me."
"Six?"
"Sports hats, casual shirts, shorts, underpants, and Nike shoes."
"Is there another one? It can't be me, can it?" The wild cat sneered.
"It's not you. Don't be sentimental." Xiao Hao said. "There is another radio in my hand. This is a new friend."
After listening, the wild cat "shouted" and jumped to the ground in Xiaohao's arms. Aojiao said, "You are dead."
"Ha ha ha!" Xiao Hao laughed mischievously. "Can you interact with them?"
"No."
"No wonder you ignored the neutral pen and the summer homework just now." Xiao Hao gradually recovered his normal face. "It seems that some interactions are limited to the same kind, or can only have one-on-one interactions with me."
The wild cat was not interested in this, so he said, "Are you going to do something right now?"
"Yes, help you drive away other wild cats."
"... Oh, it's amazing what you will do."
"Hey hey, you can wait for a good show."
