The traffic is heavy, the people are noisy, the high-rise buildings are piled up, and now they are everywhere.
In a normal urban scene, a young man with an angry face stood in the middle of the road and looked at the sudden change.
"Chi~"
At the sudden stop of 60 miles, the young people looked at him with horror. Hmm, they confirmed that they were not going through the hearse. According to the quantum theory of irresolution, they only needed the outer circle Q to receive the cruel iron hand, then the disabled blow, and then the hearse
"Stool, food, and meat!"
Before finishing thinking, the black car stopped in front of the young man, and the irascible driver put his head forward to greet him.
No, it's not the zebra crossing. I'm fully responsible for the accident. Tactical retreat.
The young man looked at his situation and saw that the bus was full of men and women with single eyelids. He was very sorry and ran to the roadside,
"May your child have beautiful double eyelids."
"I feel that I am finished. Really, the group is about to start soon. I hope that my 0/8/0 Yasuo will humiliate the whole canyon. You will let me go. I think the number will disappear."
The young man walked slowly on the street, talking to himself. As a rare species in the 21st century that has no future dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and no possibility of inheriting millions of father debts, he felt that he was very suitable for such heroes as Yasuo.
What about the glitz and disputes in the world, and what about the fame and fortune of the world? They are indifferent. They just need to support themselves to work. There is a small room, a computer, a sword in the canyon, Q, E, E, and Q. Finally, EQFR, Ctrl+6 enjoy the purest pleasure of the alliance. The wildest father who raises the canyon is, but even this pleasure will be deprived. The world is cruel.
In the last wave of group war 15 years ago, when the youth silently stabbed and beat Ye Sixue's father to prepare for EQF, the disaster happened, and they crossed by themselves, JOJO! pass through?
"It's a familiar feeling. I know that if there is no valley father, like me, I will get this opportunity!"
Some of the young people's casual eyes suddenly shouted, looking at the Japanese language they didn't recognize, slapped themselves in the sympathetic eyes of a kind-hearted man who took out his mobile phone to contact the mental hospital, and asked in a trembling whisper,
"Excuse me, is there a system? I can talk about it."
"Yingying is unnecessary. Please use women's clothes to vent your excitement at the moment."
A strange sound effect sounded in my mind. It was not a loli voice, not a machine voice, not a mixed voice. Ah, it was the man's voice!
“next door？”
The young man swallowed saliva and tried.
"Don't try. I can't show my face until I finish the task."
The sound effect is loud.
"FFFFF, where is this? Is there a new gift package? Please don't say it doesn't lower your style."
The youth replied.
"This is" Asian Man ". You should have seen it in your memory. Of course, there is no big gift package for beginners, but there is a big gift package with 6 points for the first charge. Young people, do you want to have a wave of it? It supports credit, and the countdown time for getting off the shelf is 00:00:10."
"If you hesitate, you will lose. If you decide, you will get nothing! Boss, I want krypton!"
According to many years of experience, the first charge will be the most cost-effective thing. Young people do not hesitate. If they have more credit, why not use it as a credit? They are men who plant trees in the desert!
"Ding Dong! The first big gift package has arrived. Please open it 24 hours later. The account balance is - 6. After 24 hours, the balance will be negative, and the balance will be reduced by one."
"The interest is a little high, but it's not a big problem. The first step is to draw a prize."
The young man turned into the alley, determined that no one was there, and put his right hand behind his buttocks.
"Pu~"
Long and loud, smelly and stuffy, it is the best smell.
The young man raised his right hand, which was surrounded by the breath of luck, and went to the empty gift package that appeared in front of him.
"Ding Dong! Congratulations on obtaining a random reward Yongjinggui bedside sock!"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations on getting a random reward for the original flavor of the village spring one at a time!"
"Ding Dong! Congratulations on the random reward of Asian Constitution!"
"Qi is still so strong."
At the moment, the young man's left hand is second to his right, and his socks are still warm.
"Paratrooper two is ready!"
Young people feel that the sky is green, the ground is blue, the air is too sweet, and people are still floating. Asian people can't die even if they want to die, provided they are not found, otherwise the laboratory package will be very fragrant.
"Ah, such a physique means that you can not eat, drink or sleep. You can earn money by day and raise your father in the canyon at night. If you work at 5k a month for ten years, you can go to the third tier cities to buy a small apartment. Oh, that's great. Shit. However, you don't have any practical ability to use life, but maybe you can take a part-time job as a drug volunteer."
Undead sounds cool and explosive, but it has no effect on itself. At present, it is more cumbersome than practical in this world, and it will still die of natural aging.
"System, do I want to stay here forever or go to other worlds?"
The question of being familiar with the road, 21 years of life in addition to the valley foster father, many contacts online, naturally want to be curious.
"Theoretically, it is free to travel to all the world. In fact, as a weak nascent system, you can never go anywhere if your account capital does not exceed 100, my European host."
"How to earn money? Do you have a task?"
"Of course, Task 1: Run around the street in the guise of hentai and shout" I'm your brother "seven times to get 10% of the account capital."
"Task 2: Go into the Asian Research Center and shout" hit you ", I am your Asian bullpen, and make sure that you will not be caught for three years and get 50000 funds from your account."
"At present, there are only two. I won't tell you that if the fund is negative for 48 hours, it will be killed. I haven't forced you to make a choice at all. I'm really elegant and serious."
The wonderful sound effect is leisurely.
"Elegant and easy-going, I'm your brother."
The young man looked at the sock in his hand, and chose between death and capital.
Well, young people have always believed that the biggest difference between human beings and animals is dignity! As a person, he has to make the right decision under such circumstances, so the youth chose the true fragrance law.
"I'm your brother!"
Rush away from the road, and the strong man howls.
"Ah!"
The street screamed.
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"I have no face to live. Ah, that's it. There's no salvation. Forget it, just die."
The dark young man squatted behind the stinking dustbin and talked to himself gloomily. The task was not completed. The reason was that his pronunciation was not standard and he did not use standard Mandarin.
“try again？”
"Go to hell!"
"Bang!"
A thunderclap hit the sky, and the young man suddenly became coke, but within a few seconds, the coke fell off, and the stunned young man was all washed up.
"Ouhuang, an extremely short-lived creature."
Young people are talking.
"It's over. The world will find us."
The sound effect in young people's brain is buzzing and anxious.
"Pa!"
It's another thunder, and the young people are coking again.
"Bah!"
A few seconds later, the youth came back to life, vomited a mouthful of black slag, and resolutely stood up and started running.
"Pa pa pa!"
The thunder fell, and the youth carbonized again within a few steps. However, the dark clouds in the sky were gathering more and more, and it seemed that something more violent was brewing.
"I'll set you a monkey!"
The recovered youth roared, did they deserve to be struck by lightning? I just want to be a good valley father raiser!
"Boom!"
But the sky seemed to feel that there was a cockroach in his house, and he was not comfortable without getting rid of it. A pillar of thunder shot down vertically from the gathered black cloud.
"Farewell forever, I still want to be the strongest system."
The sound effect in the youth's brain was unwilling, but the youth could not make any action, and only had half a second of consciousness. Without enough time to feel the burning pain, the youth was eliminated in the thunder column.
"Boo!"
The dark clouds in the sky dispersed, and the clear sky was exposed for thousands of miles. But at the place where the thunder pillar fell, there was a gap in the space. It seemed that the gap could see another different boundary. Without looking closely, the gap quickly closed again.
