My name is Arthur, Arthur's Arthur, Arthur's Arthur. Now I swear by the group of people around me who are shocked and whose golden hair and crooked nuts are about to burst the camera shutter button. This has nothing to do with King Stupid Mao!
With black hair and black eyes, I, Arthur, am a 100% genuine Chinese. My father's surname is Ya, and his full name is Yalishan. My hometown is in the south of the Yangtze River. I am a native turtle and engaged in the cultivation of Yali pear.
And I, Arthur, as a second generation native turtle, when I was 18 years old, I was unlucky to be kicked by my father to study in the Fog Country. He aptly said, "Learn from the good management of the West, and the company's growth depends on you."
Shit, I didn't agree at that time. It's not good to be the boss of a small company safely.
Of course, the above has nothing to do with my current situation. The main problem is that I just accidentally pulled out the sword in the stone.
Yes, it is the broken sword that you will be crowned king.
"Oh, my god, what did I see? He pulled out the sword."
"What does this mean? Is it God's will?"
"Forgive me for eating three hamburgers and eight colas today just like yesterday. I hope I won't become a fat man in the future."
"Can you help me take a look at today's stock index?"
"Does Xiansen have a girlfriend?"
……
"Click, click, click..."
Aside from the inexplicable problems that even irritated Arthur, since Arthur pulled out the broken sword, the sound of flashing lights has been around him for at least a few minutes. Arthur felt that if he hadn't had no tools, he would now put a sign next to it, which said, "Take a group photo 5 times", within a few minutes, He can definitely easily get the living expenses of this quarter. If he is a bit lucky, he may earn the living expenses of the next quarter, the next quarter, and the next quarter together. Unfortunately, he wasted a good opportunity to earn money lying down in the morning without tools. This is really a sad story.
Arthur raised his head and looked at the blue sky above his head. He had to say that the sun was lucky now. Just now, a gust of wind blew from nowhere, and it was easy to eliminate the cloud debuff. Then the sun showed a victory smile, and energetically increased the surface temperature by 5 degrees.
Fortunately, today Arthur is wearing a white short sleeve and a pair of black shorts. If he changed to yesterday's long sleeve, it would be very hot.
"These cameras are of good quality. Unlike the broken sword in my hand, it just came out with a gentle pull. If 502 glue was used, how could there be so many broken things? I hope this broken sword will not break when it moves. I must complain to the scenic spot later, but then this is really a genuine product? It is not a fake of those special pit uncles in the antique city?"
Gently pulled the corroded pits on the blade of the wrench, which was a gray broken stone sword at a touch. Arthur looked at the group of blond and blue eyed crooked nuts around with loving eyes, and secretly wrote.
"God, what did I see? He was about to break the sword!"
"What does this mean?"
"Does this mean abolishing the constitutional monarchy?"
"No, this is to support our feminist movement."
"King Arthur has come back to life --"
……
There are more and more shocked people around. Arthur's black line is heavier. Damn it, it's all right. These guys are really kicked by the sheep here.
"It's just that I pulled out a sword. Who knows that the bottom is so unstable, and there is no sign of" Do Not Touch "on it. And the strong man who just stood on the top of 200 kg and had a red face for a long time, are you this year's Oscar candidate? Why didn't I just pull it out without any effort? "
"For the sake of safety, I'd better plug the broken sword back in quickly. If it is true, if the broken sword in my hand is broken by those guys who like to be treated with hormone, the maintenance cost will be unbearable even if Arthur sells himself. I will cry to death."
Arthur was secretly alert.
After all, there are a large number of old men and women who suddenly appear in front of themselves and begin to draw a cross. Then I'm sure that the white short sleeve on my body will be taken off as the "holy clothes". The black shorts on my legs may also be doomed, or I will wear a garland and be hanged like the boss.
In a word, what's wrong with me coming to this place today?
Of course, Arthur was not without hope. At least, he saw a thick gray smoke coming towards him in the crowd. The smoke was high and eye-catching. Everywhere he went, there were no exceptions. The crowd that originally surrounded Arthur was forced out of a road, According to Arthur's years of experience, only the female road drivers who have one foot on the accelerator can make such a big noise. I'm afraid there are only those heavy players who can't move in the typhoon. However, as far as the current situation is concerned, whether she is a tiger or a mouse tank is Arthur's dawn.
"Bang!"
The wall surrounding Arthur was suddenly hit by a big hole, and Arthur was stunned.
It was totally different from what Arthur thought. It was a beautiful girl with a tall and straight figure and temperament wearing a black dress. She had the geometric beauty of Westerners, but also had the delicacy of the East. Arthur felt at first that she was carved from a piece of white marble that was quietly soaked in warm sheep fat, extremely round and flawless. No, no, no, She can even say that she is more beautiful and elegant than all the girls Arthur has seen together, just like a black rose blooming on the bauhinia fence in the quiet night.
But if you add the small rectangular black leather bag in front of her, she looks like a primary school girl who has just entered the next noble college. No matter what happens, she will smile with you and speak in a soft voice, but you can hear every word she says clearly. Maybe that's what she says in a gentle way.
As she approached, a faint fragrance came from her waist length black hair. Her big amber eyes were comparable to the purest lake water beside the snow mountain on the plateau. Her nose was small but straight, her mouth was thin but vermilion red, and a thin silver cross pendant was hung in the middle of her neck.
If it hadn't been for a few tiny beads of sweat hanging on her snow-white forehead, Arthur would never have uttered the word "really fragrant" even if he had been put a gun against his head!
But it was this sunny young girl who seemed to be weak, elegant and well developed. She could easily push away the strong men whose hormone feet burst and whose arms were thicker than her calves like a piece of paper.
"I finally found you. For your safety, please follow me."
The voice sounded like a silver bell, and the mysterious girl smiled at Arthur. Arthur swore that this was the most moving and polite smile he had ever seen.
But the next second, with his body soaring, Arthur realized what it was like to fly.
I'll go. The beauty has great strength and speed.
Looking at the crowd pulling away at the speed of light behind him, Arthur, who was held on his shoulder like Li, was lost in thought, and indeed, people can't be disfigured.
……
"Huh - I'm so tired that I finally lost them. The physical quality of human beings has improved over the years, especially those who just carried the camera and were called reporters. It's so terrible that they almost got caught up. No wonder Grandpa didn't dare to come here this time."
Fortunately, she patted her chest. At a remote corner made of red stone bricks, after she was sure to completely shake off those crazy guys with cameras, the mysterious girl slowly raised her eyes and looked at Arthur with a smile.
Red, this time, her eyes are red!
Arthur stared at the mysterious girl in front of him. He clearly remembered that he was not color blind, and just now, the girl's eyes were clearly amber.
What was more unexpected to Arthur was that with the sound of "wow -", it was like a curtain being pulled open, and a pair of large black bat wings stretched out from behind the girl.
"Wow --"
The wings beat a few times. The girl was half floating in the air, and her black toes slightly touched the ground. Behind her, a cold wind with a faint smell of blood spread, and the temperature around seemed to drop a lot at once. With the sound of "click click", the ground around Arthur formed a thin layer of frost. In the cold, Arthur shivered all over, but the cold did not paralyze his nerves. On the contrary, he felt like he was standing on an icy string, with a bottomless abyss at his feet. Every nerve in his body was stretched tightly, especially the muscles in his legs.
"Is this... difficult? It's the legendary..."
It's said that when he was in a desperate situation, people's potential was limitless. Arthur remembered that when he was young, he was chased and pecked by a big cock in the village called "the overlord of chickens" with bright fur and fierce eyes, but he had no experience of successfully running home without any damage. Although he never saw the big cock that his six parents didn't recognize since then, However, this did not prevent him from reaching the point that as long as I ran fast enough, no one could catch up with me, although Arthur was not sure whether the beautiful girl with wings was a normal creature.
"Gudu!"
Looking at the mysterious girl under the huge wings in front of him, Arthur heard the sound of drooling in his throat very clearly. It was like water sliding on the ice ridge. It was cold and cold. When he glanced around, he knew that it had not been maintained for at least ten years. Like psoriasis, the red brick walls were mottled with paint. He also decided, Go out to attack, so that you can at least die in a decent way in the alley where even beggars don't patronize.
The fist in his hand was clenched slowly, but when Arthur was about to open his mouth, the sound of a silver bell came again.
"Dear King Arthur, hello, my name is Lillian, VIP customer reception manager of 'Castle Bank', and I am a vampire aristocrat."
vampire?
Arthur had no doubt about the red eyes, bat like wings and the faint smell of blood when he came out.
But what are King Arthur and the castle bank? However, it seems that the vampire named Lillian doesn't regard herself as food at present. On the contrary, she is more like a bank commissioner who has worked part-time for only a few days. She also has a certain friendliness in her tone, which makes Arthur's nervous nerves relax a bit.
Even so, Arthur's world view over the past ten years has been shattered. It was said that "after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a spirit". Why is there such a vampire in front of me? Or a vampire who will run out in broad daylight!
