Daily life of a salted fish apartment

In an ordinary apartment in an ordinary apartment, an unusual red woman shouted at the phone.

"Yes! That's right! The red carpet is 80 meters long! What's wrong? It's five meters short of me! Their boss is also too wicked! I'm short of the price of pork carpets! Their carpets are not made of pig skin! Notify the lawyer, and I will sue him!"

Nearby, Xia Yu, who was sitting on the sofa and brushing his mobile phone, poked his chopsticks at the cold face and said, "Don't say anything. Pork is as red as the carpet. Sister Yifei, it's not impossible for you to operate like this.

And if you want to hire a lawyer, I know a lawyer, Zhang Wei. If you hire him, he will be sentenced to at least ten years' imprisonment. "

[Xia Yu: Only you are not the boss.]

Yifei slapped Xia Yu on the head and said, "What are you doing here? I asked you to buy egg cakes for me! Why are you still here?"

"Sister Yifei, it's sunny outside." Xia Yu said slowly.

"Hmm..." Yifei smiled dangerously: "It is said that human flesh is also red. Xiaoyuzi, where can I find free ones?"

"Mr. Zeng." Xia Yu threw Mr. Zeng out without saying a word

"But it's far away and near in front of me. I want to take some trouble to grasp what is in front of me, OK?" Yifei put her hands on Xia Yu's shoulder.

"Yes, anyway, there are so many people here. You can't catch up with yourself. Anyway, you are clamouring to lose weight recently." clapping Yifei's hand, Xia Yu fought back bravely.

All the other staff who had smelled the murderous air long ago hid outside the door.

Hearing that Xia Yu dared to speak to Hu Yifei like this, he realized in a short time that Yifei's fierce people were all saying, 'Hero, no, martyr!' Look at Xia Yu admiringly.

Even those who are eager to sign the flower basket dare not come in.

"Are you going or not!!!!" Seeing that the Huairou policy is not good, Yifei shouted in Xia Yu's ear.

Xia Yu's mobile phone fell to the ground. Seeing Yifei's murderous face, he picked up his mobile phone and rushed out of the door, leaving cold noodles behind.

Yifei watched Xia Yu escape, then looked at the crowd and said, "What are you doing?"

"No, nothing. I dare not destroy the scene."

"Don't do anything! Hurry to work for me! Where's the flower basket? Where's the flower basket? What's the department? You don't know what to do. Hurry up! Dare you give me a try later?!"

After Yifei shouted, he drove everyone out to work and sat on the sofa.

"I'm starving."

Yifei consciously picked up the equipment she had exploded from Xia Yu - a cold noodle that had just been stirred and had not yet been eaten.

Xia Yu was relieved when he got on the elevator and escaped from the apartment building.

Yifei is really something today, isn't it just a wedding?

Although I said that I didn't have any friendship with that wonderful couple... Yifei would kill me when he heard this.

"It's dead in the sun." Xia Yu murmured, narrowing her eyes, while standing downstairs with a little distance from the sun's coverage.

"What if there is no sunshade?" How could Xia Yu sit on the bench in the lobby of the apartment downstairs and wait for the sun to fade.

Take out your mobile phone and place an order directly to a takeout.

"Only fools will buy it by themselves. Of course, smart people will order takeout. Anyway, I don't pay for it. Just order another chicken. Eat it yourself. Pay a penny."

The delivery was very efficient, it was delivered right away.

"Thank you." Xia Yu took the bag and sold it to others.

However, when he saw that the delivery boy was fully armed, he was still sweating under his helmet.

"Thank you for your patronage." The delivery boy said the routine and turned to deliver the next order.

"There are many sacks on the bridge!" Xia Yu stopped the delivery boy.

The delivery boy turned back and said with a polite smile, "What else can I do for you?"

By violent means, he ripped open the bag and handed the free soy milk he ordered to the delivery boy. Xia Yu said, "Here you are. It's hard in a hot day."

"No, no, no, no... No, we can't have it." The delivery boy quickly refused.

"Then it can be private." Xia Yu said, "Let's add QQ, and it will be convenient for me to place an order later."

When hearing about the private and specific delivery service of adding QQ, the delivery boy is no longer hypocritical.

The two exchanged QQ and became friends. The delivery boy also took the iced soy milk on the journey.

At this time, the bitch Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the lobby of the Golden Apartment with a cheap smile. Seeing Xia Yu here was like seeing an alien.

"Ah! Ah Yu! I, I definitely saw an illusion! Is it too hot outside that has made me feel like an illusion?!" Teacher Zeng covered his head and said to himself.

Xia Yu's face was full of black lines. He didn't care about this guy, so he turned around and got into the elevator.

Without saying a word, press the button on the sixth floor and the door closing button.

"Ah! No, Ah Yu! The bridge is full of sacks!"

However, Xia Yu didn't give his brother Xian any face, so he just closed the door and took the elevator to the sixth floor.

When entering 3601, a man ran into Xia Yu, and all the takeout in Xia Yu's hands were thrown to the ground by accident.

"Ah! I'm very sorry!"

However, the man got up and apologized and ran away in a panic. He ran away... ran away.

He stepped on his takeout and fell down again

Looking at the little brother's back, Xia Yu said to himself, "It must be Yifei. She has something to do with it."

Xia Yu pulled the takeout and opened the bag. He was relieved to find that the egg cake was trampled on by a penny.

Fortunately, my hand tearing chicken is OK.

Straightening up, Xia Yu walked into 3601, raised the egg cake to one Fei, and said, "Sister Yi Fei, your egg cake."

[Xia Yu: What, why am I so bold? I didn't step on the egg cake. Why should I be afraid?]

"Oh! Please! I don't know why my takeout hasn't arrived yet! Really! We must complain about him..."

When I saw the box of my egg cake, I swallowed it silently.

"What's the matter?"

"The little brother who just ran out stepped on him." Xia Yu walked around Yifei and deliberately slowed down, saying, "Don't worry, the omelet itself is in the box and can be eaten."

When he finished speaking, the man had already flown to his room, and would not stay here for a second!

"What!!!!"

He rushed into the room, slammed the door and locked it. However, Yifei's dolphin screamed through our army's mecha, causing a dizzy effect on Xia Yu.

"Amitabha Buddha Almighty... It's lucky to have chicken tonight."

Hands together, Xia Yu murmured.

It's said that the little brother was later fined: ￥...... #&￥ # ￥ * * OOE!% RR#^XX.。

Translated into understandable words——

You know.