What kind of description can we use to describe our current situation in a concise and comprehensive way?
Zhang Buchun slumped lazily on the stone, enjoying a rare sunbath. He looked at the sky and began to think about his life. Oh no, it was his own Schlemson.
He, Zhang Buchun, an orthodox modern man and a descendant of the Chinese people, did not commit any dishonest act. He even refused to peep when his childhood sweetheart took a bath next door. But last night, he was hit by a car and killed.
It was a stormy night. He carried a heavy convenience bag alone, cursed the unpredictable weather, and rushed across the street.
The roar of thunder made him unable to hear the eager cries of passers-by. When the white light of the car shone on his face, everything was late
"Bah, Bah, Bah... What a hell to go to heaven after death!" Zhang Buchun shook his soft body and really wanted to point the finger at God, "What a bad taste it is to become such a non Newtonian liquid creature!"
It doesn't matter if you pass through. You don't even give me a body that can hold your middle finger up. It's really sad!
But there's no way. It's already like this. You can't commit suicide again, can you? This is not a game. You can also pinch your face and reshape it.
He was in a small clearing in a big forest, surrounded by grass and flowers. To be honest, it was beautiful here, and Zhang Buchun also saw butterflies that can be seen on the earth, but there seemed to be more species here, so he was not sure whether he was still on the earth.
When he felt that his body was warmer, Zhang Buchun was not very skilled in controlling his body to jump off the stone and walk towards the forest.
After bouncing around for several hours, Zhang Buchun began to get impatient and became hungry.
What should Slim eat? This is a question. In Zhang Buchun's memory, it seems that Slim eats inorganic substances?
He looked at the stone under his body and tried to swallow it, but... how to eat it? I have no mouth! Even vision and hearing are perceived by consciousness. I have nothing but gel all over my body!
I really want to soar to the sky. Isn't this a wicked father?
"Hmm? Slim?"
The voice came from his mind. Zhang Buchun was stunned. His body shook for a while, and he asked in his mind, "Who is talking?"
"A self-conscious Slim? Interesting..." This voice is a female voice. It sounds very gentle and dignified. It's like a kind big sister talking in your ear. Zhang Buxin is delighted.
"Are you the legendary system, Super Golden Finger?"
Sure enough, God won't let me go through it in vain. Ah ha ha, here I come!
"System? Golden finger? What are you talking about?" The woman's voice was puzzled. "My name is Phyllis, the magic sword Phyllis."
Magic sword?
Zhang Buchun asked eagerly, "What kind of world is this?"
"Here, oh, no wonder, you just have self-consciousness, which is equivalent to a newborn baby." Phyllis suddenly realized, and then slowly said, "This is the western continent, a world of swords and magic, and I, one of the oldest beings in this continent, the magic sword Phyllis."
Her voice was faintly proud. Zhang Buchun wondered at the bottom of his heart. As the oldest existence, shouldn't it be the kind of existence that talks mysteriously and likes to pretend to be forced? It's different from what he imagined.
"Phyllis, I can hear your voice, but you, oh no, where is your sword?" Zhang Buchun looked left and right.
"I'm in the deepest part of the forest, waiting, I'll send you over." Phyllis said happily. Zhang Buchun felt the whirl of heaven and earth. This state did not last long, and he found himself in a wonderful place.
There are no trees and grass in this area, only rubble and debris on the ground. Zhang Buchun looked at it. There were some strange bones, the largest one, which he had never seen before. Zhang Buchun looked up and found that it was only one foot of it, but the foot had almost covered the sky.
The feeling of desolation makes Zhang Buchun uncomfortable. Every gust of wind blows, Zhang Buchun feels weak.
"It's really a Slim! The possibility of Slim's self-awareness is too small." Phyllis said in surprise. Now, her voice did not come from her mind. He looked at the source of the voice, and finally saw a sword in the middle of a lot of bones.
A long sword that is as black as ink and inlaid with red gems and golden lines.
Different from the long sword in the traditional sense of China, this sword is obviously the type used by medieval knights. It is thick, sharp, and colorful. Zhang Buchun asked, "Are you Phyllis?"
"That's right!" Phyllis said proudly. "How about that? Am I scared?"
Zhang Buchun didn't know how to answer. After thinking about it, it was better to follow the other side: "It's really... scary."
He jumped to Phyllis, and found that Phyllis was actually held by a skeleton in armor, and the lower part of the sword was inserted on a strange stone, but it was more a natural round stone plate than a stone.
"Well, just stand there." Seeing that Zhang Buchun wanted to jump to her side, Phyllis stopped him quickly. "You are just a Slim. If you touch any bones here, they will cut you into pudding with their anger."
After hearing what she said, Zhang Buchun gave up the idea of moving forward and stood still looking at Phyllis: "Can you tell me more about the world? I really don't know anything."
Phyllis was puzzled: "Well, I've been here for thousands of years, and I don't know what's going on outside, but I remember that I saw a lot when I followed the previous master to wander outside, but the master won't talk to me. He just pulled me out of the scabbard to fight when needed..."
At this point, she was sad: "The last time, when the master pulled me out, he just said sorry to me and brought me here. He tried hard to insert me into the stone and left me."
Zhang Buchun looked at the body in armor, and he was looking forward to it. This was the last owner of the magic sword. So I might become a man with a magic weapon... Slim?
This idea is hard to disappear once it arises.
"Can I be your master as long as I pull you out?" Zhang Buchun asked.
Phyllis was silent.
For a long time, her voice was a bit smiling: "Little Slim, don't dream, I am Phyllis, the magic sword that has terrified the whole western continent. If I am not recognized by the will of my last master, I cannot become my master."
So, as long as he can be recognized by the previous master of the magic sword, he can become the master of the magic sword?
Thinking of this, this Slim began to get ready. Seeing him jump here again, Phyllis couldn't believe it: "Are you really going to let my master recognize you? Are you just a Slim?"
Zhang Buchun ignored the other party this time. He carefully avoided the scattered bones on the ground, stood where he observed the nearest to Phyllis, and then gathered up courage to jump to her position.
In the middle of the air, Zhang Buchun suddenly saw that the bones of Phyllis in his hand seemed to move, and it seemed to be saying something. Time suddenly slowed down, but Zhang Buchun's mind was still active.
"Can you take care of her?" A calm voice sounded in his mind. This time, it was not Phyllis's, but a male voice full of nostalgia, fatigue and tension. When this question came up, Zhang Buchun thought for a long time.
"I can," he replied with determination, gazing at the black eye socket of the corpse.
The waiting time is long. For a long time, the bones finally speak again.
"Your future is doomed to be no longer ordinary, no matter life or death, please don't abandon her." His voice gradually relaxed, and then, time accelerated, he looked down, and sure enough, his strength was still too small to jump onto the stone platform.
Just as he was about to fall onto the sharp bones, he suddenly felt an inexplicable force dragging him up, and then gently sent him to the stone plate.
At the moment of falling on the stone plate, Phyllis could not help saying, "You are still alive..."
To tell the truth, she was the most surprised one. When she saw that Zhang Buchun was about to fall on the bones, she felt a little sympathetic. She should stop him from coming to her more severely. No, she should not even satisfy her curiosity to send him over. She was sad that such a strange Slim would die like this.
But when she saw the other side suddenly fall in front of her, she was really surprised. She could jump from such a distance. Is there an angel helping him?
Before she finished speaking, she saw Slim creeping toward her.
"Don't touch me! You'll die!" Phyllis cried out hurriedly, but Zhang Buchun slapped on the hilt.
At the moment when Zhang Buchun jumped on it, he felt a powerful idea was enveloping him. It seemed to be confirming something. After three or four seconds, this will disappeared.
At the moment when the idea disappeared, the originally blue sky suddenly darkened, and thunder rolled
"How dare you!" Phyllis screamed, "How dare you be recognized by the master!"
I seem to be awesome! Looking at the swirling clouds in the sky, Zhang Buchun sighed and asked, "So... what should we do next?"
"Escape..." Phyllis murmured, "You must take me to escape here, or you will be watched by some guys..."
"How... how to run?" Zhang Buchun said embarrassed.
"How do I know!?" Phyllis is about to collapse, and this strange Slim has become the master of her term? For thousands of years, she had been thinking about what her next master would be like, but she never dreamed that her master was an uncertain Slim!
"Hahahahaha... The magic sword Phyllis, I have finally arrived at this day!" Large groups of dark shadows flew here. Zhang Buchun fixed his eyes to see that it was a bat army composed of skeletons. Among tens of thousands of skeletons, there was a guy in a cloak floating in the void.
Phyllis said silently: "The dead spirit holy mage, thousands of years ago, he has not died......"
"Old man, you are useless. Is this magic sword worthy of an old bone like you?" The shrill voice accompanied by the deafening cracking sound came out of the ground. A flaming guy held a scarlet sword and looked at him with a snide face. "The magic sword is mine."
"Lava Lord... the real ruler of the underground world..."
"The rotten dragon spirit is a dead creature comparable to the king of the dragon family."
"The one sitting on the broom should be the grandson of the King of Curse, right?"
……
Zhang Buchun listened to Phyllis's introduction and felt that the whole Slim was bad.
"Can you still use that transmission? Let's run!" Zhang Buchun whispered.
"It's no use. My strength has increased with the strength of each master. Now I have recognized you as my master, let alone the delivery. I can't even cut the food now." Phyllis's voice was full of sorrow, "In fact, even if you only have the strength of a normal person, I can use a taboo magic to take us out of here, and nothing will happen at all, but you...... You are just Slim!"
Zhang Buchun collapsed: "I'm really sorry that I'm Slim!"
Those villains who came because the Devil Sword recognized the Lord ended the confrontation and finally looked at the Devil Sword. When they saw Zhang Buchun, they all showed an incredible look.
"Slim..."
"Is it a Slim?"
When all kinds of powerful and evil beings saw this strange scene again, they all showed their astonished eyes, and the atmosphere of tension was immediately diluted
"Hahaha...... Slim...... Unexpectedly...... Hahaha......" I don't know who took the lead in laughing, and everyone laughed.
I'm Slim. Is that really funny?
Zhang Buchun slides down from the hilt, and feels helpless.
"Hehe, although it is not reasonable, let alone you are Slim, even if the sword demon is reborn, I will get the magic sword this time!" After the first dead spirit mage who came to the scene smiled, he flew directly to Zhang Buchun.
When he moved, everyone moved, and their goal was only one - the magic sword Phyllis.
The huge pressure directly pressed on Zhang Buchun. Normal people have turned into a pool of meat paste, and Zhang Buchun... In a sense, he is also meat paste, but he is just pressed into a piece of cake, but his life is safe.
"Mommy, I didn't want to die if I knew it!" Zhang Buchun sighed. Just when he thought it might be necessary for him to go through it again, a change happened
"The sword demon will get Phyllis when he is reborn? Ho ho ho, old man, you can't remember to teach a lesson after living for tens of thousands of years!" The voice just sounded in this world, and everyone was stunned.
Phyllis cried excitedly, "Master!"
Zhang Buchun's pressure disappeared, and immediately returned to the appearance of steamed buns. He was surprised to see the scary looking strong men around him. He thought that the sword demon was really so terrible?
The stone plate on the bottom of his feet trembled slightly. Zhang Buchun looked around in doubt, and found that Phyllis had been pulled up by someone. He fixed his eyes on it and found it was the bones of her last master.
He was also held up by himself. The sword demon bent his waist and held himself in his hands. Zhang Buchun looked at the green flame in his eyes, without any tension, because he could feel the emotion conveyed to him by the two flames.
"I'll ask you later."
"Sword Demon! Sword Demon!" The rotten dragon spirit immediately screamed angrily and fearfully after seeing the bones rising, "You are immortal! You are a monster!"
The sword demon raised his head and looked at the enemy who covered the whole sky tightly. He gave out a series of sneers.
"They are all old friends, and there are some descendants of old friends. It seems that I really want to treat you well!"
Just after the speech, the dark fog swirled around the sky
"See my moves clearly, you will be able to use them in the future!" The voice was heard in his mind, Zhang Buchun was stunned, and then nodded.
The sword demon sneered and rose up with Phyllis in his hand.
"The heaven and the earth are united, and the swordsmanship is unique!"
A voice full of dignity and arrogance roared out from the mouth of the sword demon, and Phyllis in his hand emitted black magic gas.
Zhang Buchun was shocked to see the flashing pictures in front of him. After calming down, he tried to resist his desire to vomit, and then carefully watched every attack of the sword demon. But every time he remembered a picture, he felt that he would have a headache if he had brains.
During the battle, only screams, roars and curses were heard. The attack from all over the sky was like raindrops attacking the position of the sword demon, but the sword demon not only did not avoid, but also rushed in the face.
"Sword demon
Looking at the tyrannical existence here or the distorted face due to fear or anger, the sword demon made a joyful voice: "When you were alive, you were just a group of defeated soldiers. Even if I died, you would not be against me, which is ridiculous, pathetic and pathetic!"
He looked down at Phyllis and said, "Phyllis, promise me to follow your current master well. I can stick to it until now, just for him. No matter what, you will not leave him, you know?"
Phyllis didn't speak. After a long time, she replied with a tearful voice, "I see, master..."
"The heaven and the earth are created, and there is no form of rebirth!"
The surging power rushed out of the skeleton of the sword demon, which became tangible from the invisible, and constantly entangled with the enemies who wanted to attack.
The sword demon lowered his head and looked at Zhang Buchun silently.
"Well, the sword demon is big, what else can I do?" Zhang Buchun swallowed his saliva and was held by such a character who looks like a loser to fly. He really felt weak.
The sword demon did not speak. The fire in his eyes was already in danger.
"Remember, one day, you must come back here and fulfill my wish." When he spoke again, he raised his head and threw Zhang Buchun and Phyllis into the air. Zhang Buchun's consciousness sent out a girlish scream, which was 100 meters high. Is it not good to throw it away like this.
After screaming for a few seconds, an invisible attraction began to pull him. Zhang Buchun looked back and found that it was a black crack bursting in the air.
Before he could say thanks to the sword demon, he saw that the bones of the sword demon were submerged by a huge laser beam.
"Master!" Phyllis cried. The next second, they disappeared with the crack
Looking at the disappearing Zhang Buchun and Phyllis, hundreds of top players present were silly.
"The space channel is also the space channel." The rotten dragon spirit was furious. "He has practiced this damned space magic to such an extent!"
"But since then, the space passage has been completely broken." The Lava Lord showed a regretful look, "The only forbidden curse that can lead to the heaven and earth has finally disappeared."
"Did you hear the last word of the sword demon?"
"You mean to let that Slim come back to fulfill his wish?"
"Oh, a Slim, do you really think he can kill it back?"
“……”
The Immortal Saint mage looked at Zhang Buchun's disappearance and said with apprehension, "Who can say exactly?"
