Early in the morning, Fisherman Yao stood on the shaking deck looking at the distance of the blue sea.
A year ago, the man surnamed Yao got a college diploma; He was weak due to life changes and stayed at home for half a year. Download small movies and play games on the network all day to consume life.
When his uncle couldn't bear it, he helped him to find a target; As an elder brother, I vowed to be the orphan of my deceased brother to complete the marriage. Maybe the nephew was too disappointing to find a job for half a year and became famous in the village. The elder brother simply said to the matchmaker: as long as he can reproduce for human beings, he will be. In fact, in his heart, he wants to become a family. Maybe it can be saved if a girl takes charge of the nephew; But who in the surrounding villages would risk marrying a girl to such a loser? Before a blind date, the woman would inquire about the family background of the good man.
Two floors of a small western-style house. The first floor is rented out. The parents are not there. The men have no jobs and squat in the home. They have no prospects. Don't accept the burden? The last point may be Yao Baobao's last dignity as a man. Anyway, the Wangs should not bother with my baby. This is my brother's only bone and flesh; Yao Bo spat at the matchmaker and said: Hum! Toad wants to eat swan meat?. The matchmaker, with an ugly face, took the man's hundred dollar bill and listened to the last sentence of Yao Bo: Tell the Pork King! My nephew has no conditions to choose others. He is more than enough to marry his unmarried daughter.
In this way, nearly half a year later, the man surnamed Yao did not get married once; Relatives around him also paid less and less attention to him. Yao Baobao also has a strange disease that can't be said to anyone.
Yao Baobao slept until one or two noon as usual and was woken up by the heat. Then he started to eat brunch. The place to eat is the Shaxian snack, which was opened by an uncle at the entrance of the village for almost a year.
Boss, steamed buns and snacks. Yao Jing went straight in and sat on the left side of the wall. He looked up and saw a strange aunt opening the refrigerator to get the ingredients Yao ordered; This is the boss's wife. She came from her hometown to help this summer. Yao Baobao's face turned red at the moment when he was tongue tied. It was only when he had not seen a strange woman for a year that he realized that he had become so unpromising.
It never happened in such a beautiful university environment; Yao Baobao recalled the tall, dark Hainan Island girl who played volleyball with him in his freshman year. When he just entered school, he was still a sunny boy. Seeing that a girl was lonely in PE class alone, she took the initiative to ask this strange and familiar girl to play a PE class. Her face was really beautiful. Yao Baobao secretly regretted that the girl behind him took the initiative to contact him. Maybe she liked him, but he didn't seize the opportunity.
Mom, I'm back. At this time, a sweet voice pierced his right ear. It turned out that Aunt had not only come here by herself, but also brought her daughter home from the university holiday. The daughter of the owner of the snacks in Shaxian County bought clothes from the street in the town a few miles away and finished her lunch. At this time, she jumped to the separated room behind the snack bar.
No, not at all. At this time, Yao Baobao dared not even look up at other girls, but focused on the back of the girl whose eyes were beating constantly. The clear point of the eye, which is the size of a coin, is nailed to the yellow corner of the table.
Unconsciously, he scratched his long and shiny hair, feeling that every second he stayed in this place was a torment. Aunt brought a small steamed bun to eat. Yao Baobao felt that Aunt was a stove, and his face was getting hotter as he got closer to him. He saw that Aunt walked into the kitchen, and he had the courage to get a bottle of glass Coke near the refrigerator. It took him less than a minute to eat all the things, and he had no fun eating. He quickly checked out and left. Yes, he is ill; It's not lovesickness, it's social phobia of strange opposite sex, that is, virginal cancer.
Recognizing the seriousness of things, normal people's brains will evaluate how to prevent such things from happening again, and the cost it will cost, and then take the median or perfect value; Yao Baobao has never made a positive change to himself in the past year, which leads to a thinking mode of delaying things for a while and thinking about the way to solve problems later. Thanks to his thinking mode, his brain is very relaxed, and Yao Baobao also feels very relaxed. Even if, sometimes, I regret what I have done in the past, and I am afraid of doing nothing when I step into the future and spend my old, sick and dead time; However, he has not changed, and has never gone out of the shadow of his parents' death.
In the room, Yao Baobao opened the web page and began to look for a job. This is the 31st time for him to look for a job. After flipping through several pages, he closed the browser and opened the game icon on the computer.
Dudu, Dudu... He looked at his mobile phone and saw that it showed his aunt's phone number. With a worried face, he answered the phone. Tomorrow night, his son will marry his wife in the next village. Your uncle is not free. I will go to the wedding banquet with you. Yao Baobao's aunt listened to her nephew's silence and said, "What are you doing at home? If you have nothing to do, your cousin is at home. Come and make tea.". Oh, come over later; Yao Baobao's brain, which procrastinated but would not refuse, said these five words for him. Eating wedding banquet or visiting relatives is not something Yao Baobao likes to do, which runs counter to his squatting state at home; But if you don't do it, there will be trouble. Especially for a man like him, there is no reason why he can't do it.
As if, he saw that the name of the woman on the invitation card was like a classmate in middle school; This is a great satire on his current state of life.
Yao Shanshan... This is his first love. It's more suitable to use unrequited love. He recalled that the student was sitting in the back seat of his seat and dropped his pen and eraser on the ground from time to time; Then ask him to help pick it up. Her hand hair is a little long, but she is very beautiful. She always has endless questions. He can be happy to help her think and answer. He was inexplicably reminded of Huang Qiusheng and Maggie Cheung in Stephen Chow's film "Ji Gong". The ninth beggar would have dignity in front of the ninth prostitute.
Yao Baobao is plain looking, and some girls are lovesick with him; A junior high school student surnamed Weng and a senior high school student surnamed Chen confessed to him that year. In this way, his good fortune is not without; Double click the game icon while thinking
The weather is very hot. There is no air conditioner in the room, only whirring fans. Yao Baobao, who had just finished defecating, sat naked back in front of the computer. It was already two o'clock, and he had not eaten his brunch yet.
If it is impossible to eat at a relative's house, he will definitely say something he does not want to hear; He dared not go to the streets of the town to eat outside, so he could only go to the Shaxian snacks at the entrance of the village. But the existence of those two women in Shaxian County made him unable to stay for a moment, which made him very uncomfortable. Can I only buy instant noodles at the shop? He opened the website and thought about the wedding banquet that evening. He opened an online recruitment reply for him: bring your own bedding to...... Province. To be a sailor on a fishing boat. I will leave before tonight.
