I have a funny house.
There is no mistake. Because the invasion of the four body star people led to changes in time and space, human emotions can be cultivated. In order to move the four body star people, the National Laughter Department has set up the Central Comedy Academy. In order to join the Central Comedy Academy, Ergou changed his practice to be funny.
Encountered a happy crazy man who failed to start his own business, pulled the investment to open a children's paradise, and absorbed jokes to open the global funny road.
I have a funny house!
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Everything should start from that day.
"It's amazing, young man. I see your bones are amazing. You are born with horizontal muscles and bones. If you polish them well, you will become a peerless expert."
"Here is a secret script of Buddha's Divine Palm. It's cheaper for you. I'll sell it to you for 50 yuan. How about it? You will be entrusted with the task of saving the world in the future."
"Aunt, you watch too much TV. How can I be fooled by you?"
Seeing Er Gou preparing to leave, the aunt changed her look and said, "The sun is going to be destroyed soon. Don't you want to save the world?"
Ergou asked, "Who told you that the sun would be destroyed?"
"To tell you the truth, I am the quadruped person next door. In order to prevent human scientific and technological progress from destroying the universe, we have to avoid destroying the earth."
"Wow, you put a lot of pressure on me. Let's leave the task of saving the world to others."
Ergou walked and looked at his watch. He was going to be late soon and could not get full attendance.
If you think about it, please take a leave first.
"Boss, I just helped my grandma cross the road and met aliens. I saved the earth in a fight with aliens. I may be late soon. Could you please take a leave and give me some time?"
Two dogs are talking on the phone. Aunt comes slowly and looks at him contemptuously. "For network management, add ten yuan."
……
The boss replied, "You don't have to come to work."
Ergou was worried: "Don't be like this, boss. I just want to be a full-time worker."
The boss said lazily, "No, this has nothing to do with you. It's the company's bankruptcy."
"Didn't you just buy a BMW last month? I still have to work hard."
"Ergou, I understand you. As long as you work hard, I can buy another car. But haven't you heard that the sun will be destroyed?"
"What, why is the sun going to be destroyed again? Eh, why should I say it again?"
"It's said that the divine civilization in the universe is about to launch a two-way foil to destroy the solar system. Now everyone is preparing to buy tickets to enter the underground city and wander around the earth. I see you look like a loser. You must not be able to buy tickets. You have to freeze to death outside."
"Wow, boss, I'm just late. If you want to fire me, don't look for such an excuse."
The boss mercilessly hung up the phone, leaving only two dogs walking on the street.
It's a bit strange that there are few people on the street on Sunday.
"Hum, I must practice peerless laughter to enter the wormhole and save the earth."
A strong man said strange words and passed two dogs.
At this moment, Ergou finally realized what was wrong?
A look at the large electronic screen in the distance is carrying out news reports.
"The four body people have warned the earth that human beings are very evil and will destroy the universe at last. In order to prevent the universe from being destroyed and maintain world peace, they only have to destroy us, but they have left a little chance for the earth, that is, the earth people need to prove themselves to be a civilization with love."
"Since the four body star man interfered with time and space and created a white hole, because of the changes in time and space, the material world has moved closer to the idealistic world, and now human emotions can be improved."
"Only by accumulating enough jokes can we enter the wormhole of time and space. If we finally have the love to save the world, then the earth will be saved, and mankind will have the opportunity to join the Cosmic Alliance."
A passer-by walked past. At this time, Er Gou suddenly found that a series of mysterious numbers appeared on the passer-by's head, and the number was constantly changing.
When the passer-by stepped on a piece of dog shit, the number unexpectedly increased a little.
"Ha ha, I stepped on the dog poop and will become stronger soon." Passers by laughed and ran away quickly.
What kind of world is this? Am I dreaming?
Ergou couldn't believe everything in front of him. It seemed that the earth had really changed. At this time, he suddenly thought of his aunt.
Looking up, Aunt has not gone far, but there are already many people around her, buying her books.
Er Gou walked over and saw one of them holding a secret script of the Buddha's God Palm in his hand. He said to himself, "As long as I accumulate laughter points, I can learn the Buddha's God Palm. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and the task of saving the world will be handed to me."
At last, the young man flew away with one foot. It's actually lightness skill.
"That aunt, do you still have the Buddha palm?"
Aunt looked at Ergou with scorn and said, "You are late. The secret script of Laughing Skill has been sold out. Your laughing points are useless."
"Don't joke, Aunt. I really need a secret script. It looks very powerful."
"Forget it, you have no talent for humor, and you can't cultivate."
"I'm really funny."
"Very, Ming, Xian, you are not."
"How can I prove it to you?"
The aunt pointed to the beauty in the distance and said, "Do you see the beauty in the distance? If you can make her laugh, I will sell you one."
"Well, wait for me. I'm going to prove that I'm the best comedian in the world."
Ergou walks to the beauty in the distance. The beauty seems to be learning humor skills and is very attentive.
Er Gou walked over and chatted up with him, "Beauty, you can see that the weather is so good today, and the scenery is so beautiful in the dark of the moon. You'd better smile to increase the atmosphere."
"Neurosis."
The beauty turned and walked away. It's unreasonable for Er Gou to want to cultivate laughter.
"Don't go, belle."
Ergou even reached out to pull the beauty, but the beauty screamed and attracted a group of people.
"To want to eat tofu by invading the earth by aliens is simply a scum of the earth people. The earth will be destroyed because of people like you."
After a fist and foot fight, the two dogs were beaten as if they were not human. Seeing the two dogs were weak, they must have never practiced laughter, and the people around them left.
At this moment, a stone suddenly fell from the sky. When Ergou saw that the beauty was about to be hit by the stone, he rushed to her, but Ergou was hit by the stone in an instant.
Dead.
"I didn't expect you to be so miserable. You have never laughed, but you are still full of love. Is such a person unique in the legend..."
Aunt sighed beside him, but the two dogs were losing consciousness and didn't know what had happened.
"Boy, I didn't expect you to have such love?" An old man's voice sounded out of thin air.
"Who, who is talking?"
"It's me."
"Who are you?"
"I am the stone that killed you. Since I have chosen you, you will bear the consequences."
"What do you mean, I am not dead? What is the bitter fruit?"
"There is a lot of pain in the world. In nine out of ten cases, life is full of sadness. As the four body star people interfere with time and space, human sorrow becomes a bitter fruit."
"Who are you, old man?"
"Does it matter who I am? I am just the source of pain caused by the four body people. They think my wisdom can resolve the world's sorrow and human hatred. But the more wisdom is, the more pain you will call me Zhizi. The task of saving the world is up to you."
"Then I have no choice."
"There is no mistake. People who bear the bitter fruit will suffer a lot in their life, get funny points and love. As long as you get through the two channels of Ren and Du, and then a stream of funny points will go straight to the heaven, open your brain, and become a comedy god with a big brain hole, you can move the four body star people and save the world."
