Xu Feng's life was very sad. He lived very humbly before his death and had to be molested after his death.
The term flirtation is obviously inappropriate for a slender single dog with normal sexual orientation.
However, in front of this middle-aged uncle who is wearing gorgeous cosplay clothes, has sharp eyes and a frivolous look, and speaks vigorously, Xu Feng really has a feeling of being tuned/acted.
Xu Feng stared and asked, "Sorry, Uncle, please say again, what's your name?"
The middle-aged uncle replied with thick eyebrows, big eyes, bright eyes, and loud voice: "I am the Supreme Master, who holds the symbol, the imperial calendar, the real Tao, the Cloud Palace, the Golden Palace, the nine domes of the Palace, the imperial experience, the ten thousand ways of inaction, the Hall of Fame, the Golden Palace, the Jade Emperor, the Great Heavenly King, the God of the Dark Dome."
"What?"
Xu Feng's face was muddled again. The middle-aged uncle was forced to brush him.
"Uncle, do you think it's interesting to tease me?"
The middle-aged uncle Ying frowned slightly, and then showed a look of you as a stupid human. He replied, "Hey, ignorant man, I haven't even heard of my name. No wonder he died young!"
Xu Feng rolled his eyes and decided not to answer the question Uncle: "Uncle, I advise you to treat your illness as soon as possible. If you don't get cured, you should find a place where there is no one to live and die. Don't harm others."
"Damn it, I rule the three realms and six ways. How can I harm people! You are so rude, dare to talk to me like that? Believe it or not, I will send you to the 18th floor of hell, so that you will never be born again."
"Uncle, please go crazy. I have an appointment with my friend to have chicken online. Go ahead, bye!"
Xu Feng turned around and was about to leave, but as soon as he raised his legs, he found that his body was as light as a feather floating in the sky.
Xu Feng was shocked and said, "What happened? How could I float in the air?"
Uncle said quietly: "Because you are dead, your soul has been summoned to Jiutian Cloud Palace by me."
Xu Feng obviously didn't believe: "I'm dead? It's impossible. I'm so young and healthy. How could I die?"
"All the dead people don't believe that they are dead. If you don't believe me, I will take you to have a look, and you will know whether what I said is true or false."
The middle-aged uncle's sleeve robe shook, and a strong wind came out of the originally calm air. The strong wind lifted the clouds and revealed a mirror.
The mirror played the picture like a movie, and Xu Feng's expression gradually solidified, because the person in the picture was not others, but himself.
Xu Feng's mind is gradually clear. Today is the first day of summer vacation, and it is rare to not go to school. Xu Feng is very happy.
In the morning, after sleeping in the sun, Xu Feng just got up and washed. Then he went out to the supermarket to store some dry food. On his way back, Xu Feng happened to meet a girl who jumped into the river to commit suicide. With the spirit of courage and heroism, Xu Feng jumped into the water to save people. The girl was saved, but he was drowned.
Ironically, Xu Feng's water quality is very good. He drowned the river. He swam from childhood to adulthood for countless times without incident. Why did he drown him this time?
Xu Feng shook his head and said, "It's impossible. It must be a fake. It must be my dream. My water quality is very good. I won the swimming championship in high school. How could I drown?"
"Those who drown will be drowned. Believe it or not, you are already dead." Uncle's sarcastic words are harsh, but they are indisputable facts.
As the camera zooms in, Xu Feng sees his body floating on the water. His handsome face in the past is now as miserable and ferocious as the bloated white steamed bun.
Even Xu Feng was frightened by his ghost appearance.
Xu Feng was furious and said, "If I die in the trough, I will die, and I will die so ugly. Is there any reason?"
The middle-aged uncle's face was always twitching, presumably because he felt uncomfortable with Xu Feng's shameless words.
The empty voice of the middle-aged uncle came again: "Now you believe you are dead?"
Xu Feng answered in a daze: "What if I don't believe it? The fact is in front of me. What else can I do?"
Xu Feng is very depressed. He is still a sad single dog after more than 20 years of life. He has not yet taken off his virgin hat. As a result, there is no human being.
There are no relatives at home. Xu Feng's parents died in a car accident when he was 16 years old. He has grown up with compensation, but no one has collected his body since he died.
Alas, it's really sad to have no humanity.
I don't know how long it will take for Xu Feng's mood to gradually calm down. If he dies, he should die. Before he dies, he cannot be reunited with his family. After he dies, he can always meet in the underworld.
People in China say that after death, people will either enter the Western Paradise or go to hell.
Now that his soul is in the sky, it's hard to enter the Blissful World. But this middle-aged uncle is strange and slightly indecent. Why doesn't he look like an angel?
Xu Feng asked carefully, "Uncle, did I enter the Blissful World after death?"
"Ha, young man, you really dare to think about how many good deeds you have done in your life? Are you qualified to enter the Blissful World?" Uncle's contemptuous attitude made Xu Feng want to beat him.
Xu Feng retorted, "I even took my life in order to save others. Is it not enough for me to enter the Blissful World to sacrifice myself to do good deeds?"
"It takes years to do good deeds and accumulate virtue. Saving people this time is not enough to show your good intentions. Moreover, your accidental death is not a reincarnation of heaven, and you can't enter the blissful world naturally."
"What do you mean? Uncle, can you speak more plainly? Don't be so mysterious."
The middle-aged uncle's face was a little unnatural. It was obvious that talking to a mortal was really tiring. He took a deep breath and said patiently, "To be frank, your life is not over. Your accidental death is quite strange!"
"Crouching trough, I said that I was so good at water, how could I die? It was the bastard who dared to hurt me?" Xu Feng's eyes were slightly staring, looking quite angry.
The middle-aged uncle spread his hand and said, "This is why I brought you here. If you want to come back to life, you can promise me one thing."
Xu Feng said warily, "What can I promise you? Uncle, I declare in advance that my sex/orientation is normal and I refuse all hidden rules."
The middle-aged uncle said with black lines in his head: "yellow mouthed children, full of nonsense, I am the Jade Emperor, how can I be as good as Longyang!"
"What? Are you the Jade Emperor?"
The Jade Emperor glared at his tiger eyes and said with an aggressive face, "Yes, I am the Jade Emperor, and I am the master of the three worlds and six worlds!"
After saying that, the Jade Emperor stared at Xu Feng proudly, as if to remind them of the difference between the two. As an ordinary mortal, you can't make sense when you see that the Jade Emperor himself doesn't bow three times and kowtow nine times and yell, "The Jade Emperor is powerful, and we fart people are deeply frightened.".
