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Chapter 1 Wow! Uncle Ying!

"FUCK! Boy, stop!"

Ouyang Ming listened to the shouts behind him. Instead of stopping, he ran faster. Joking, if he dares to stop. He will definitely be robbed by the people behind him. He will not leave anything that can change money, including his underwear!

The punks behind Ouyang Ming are tired and out of breath.

I thought collecting money was a simple job, but who would have thought that this grandson could run away so quickly! I'm afraid it will take ten blocks to catch up with the grandson in front, but he was stunned and didn't even breathe. And their brothers are tired and have become dogs!

"Ouyang Ming! Monks who can run can't run away from the temple, and we squat at your door every day. It's up to you to run there!" After saying that, the gangsters behind stopped, holding their knees and sucking for breath.

Gradually, Ouyang Ming has gone out of their sight and disappeared. In a small alley, Ouyang Ming leans against the wall, breathing heavily. Being chased for ten streets is a lie.

"I finally got rid of those grandchildren! But this family can't go back, Mad! Why is it so unlucky? I met this kind of thing just after I passed through. I'm afraid I'm the first one in history who was charged with debts. It's a shame to the seniors!"

Yes, Ouyang Ming is a passer-by. I fell asleep when I watched a movie at home.

When he opened his eyes, he found that he had actually passed through.

He was so excited that the landlord thought he was evil and invited a Taoist to exorcise him. Ou Yangming took a long time to frighten the landlord and Taoist.

After seeing them off, Ouyang Ming used several methods to summon his golden finger.

"System! Where are you? Come out, I want to do the task!"

"Do you have an old man? With you?"

"Do I have a carry on space?"

"The necklace and ring are dripping blood, but there is no egg to use?"

Finally, Ouyang Ming helplessly found that he had no so-called golden finger! There is no golden finger. The most important thing is that the original owner of this body left him a debt before Ouyang Ming lost him! I'm lazy, but I also gamble! Because of the so-called "molesting" sister-in-law, she was kicked out of the house after getting some soft money that was not rich.

Now there is a pile of debt behind his buttocks. He really wants to shout "FUCK!" to release his distress! The only thing that counts as welfare is that the original owner of the body is also called Ouyang Ming. Of course, if it also counts as welfare.

Before he thought of what to do next, the door of the room was banged.

"Open the door! Open the door! Ouyang Ming! I know you are inside. The Taoist just said that he would exorcize you! I don't care what kind of evil you are, you must pay back today! Otherwise, you can keep your hands and let me take you back to do the job!"

Hearing the cry outside the door, he picked up the leg of the table in the room and locked the door.

Turning around, he went straight to the window, opened the window and looked at the height. Fortunately, it is only the second floor. If this floor were to go up a bit, I'm afraid that he would really leave two hands behind today and let the debt collector outside the door go back to pay.

Then came the scene at the beginning. He ran alone and a group of people chased after him.

Ouyang Ming leans against the wall and recalls everything he has passed through. He really wants to wear it back. What about the peak of his life? He is now clearly on the road of life, and there is a trend of going farther and farther.

Finally, he got up and left here. But he felt the light at the entrance of the alley was dim, and he looked up. Mad! A gang of gangsters with black dragon and white tiger tattoos blocked the entrance of the alley.

FUCK! It must be a debt collector again! Brother, how many creditors did you leave for me before you left? How come you collect money in batches?

Ouyang Ming turns around and runs away, joking! If this is caught, how about going home every minute? The gangsters looked at Ouyang Ming's figure and smiled insidiously.

They blocked all the exits of the alley. If you catch him, you can catch him easily. What are these words?

Ouyang Ming dares to swear that he never ran so hard that night when he solved his virginity! He is really moving from side to side in the alley, walking fast.

Seeing more and more pursuers behind him, he ran faster.

He thinks he is now in 2100 AD, the Chinese version of the Flash Man!

When he turned around another alley, he found that there was a dead end in front of him! FUCK! Running too fast to stop! Just as Ouyang Ming's head was about to hit the wall with his hands, the air in front of him was twisted, and Ouyang Ming crashed into it.

A group of young gangsters with famous people's calligraphy and paintings had just turned into the dead end where Ouyang Ming ran into, when they found that Ouyang Ming was missing.

"What about the people? The front is a dead end. Why did the people disappear?"

"Brother, did he turn it over?"

"Who brought him in? Why did he absorb such a fool? Didn't you see the 3-meter high wall? Can normal people turn over?"

"But you also said that in addition to normal people?"

"FUCK! I..."

Ouyang Ming still doesn't know what happened. His body inertia continues to lead him forward. Then he stumbled over the stone under his feet and fell down.

"Ouch!"

Ouyang Ming stands up, spits out the soil and grass roots, and looks at the wild weeds and lush trees around. "What's the matter? I'm going to hit the wall soon, aren't I? Where is this? Why did I suddenly run to this place in the wilderness?" He looked up at the sun, and estimated that it was 1 to 2 p.m.

"What should I do if I meet any wild animals in the wilderness? I'm afraid my body will be enough for them to stuff their teeth!"

Ouyang Ming wandered around in the forest. There was no way out. Soon he found a path. Help! Where there is a road, there must be someone. As long as you follow the road, you will be saved.

Then don't worry about being taken away by wild animals! After walking for about half an hour, he found smoke curling up in front of him. In great joy, Ouyang Ming speeds up again, 10 minutes later.

He saw a Well, this should be the Yizhuang Village! In the movie, he has seen that it provides accommodation for the corpse catcher, or a place to park the dead. But how can there be a Yizhuang in this era?

Ouyang Ming didn't think too much. He pushed the door and shouted, "Is there anyone? I asked the way!" After entering the Yizhuang, Ouyang Ming saw the vegetable plot and chicken house in the yard.

He didn't care why there were vegetable plots and chicken houses in the village, so he went straight to the main hall.

As soon as he entered the main hall, he heard a loud voice: "Who is it?" Then a man came out from behind the screen in the hall. He was old, ugly and looked like a loser.

Ouyang Ming glanced at him and thought, "Why are you so familiar?" That guy with a bad look also saw Ouyang Ming, although he was strange about his clothes. But he still arched his hands and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, sir? The family is dead?" After hearing his words, Ouyang Ming really wanted to go up and slap him. Your family is dead!

But after all, I have something to ask for. Maybe I have to stay overnight today.

He had to smile reluctantly and say, "I'm here to ask the way! I'll stay overnight!" After hearing what Ouyang Ming said, the poor man shouted to the back hall, "Master, someone wants to ask the way! I also want to stay overnight. Come out and have a look!"

After he shouted these words, a sentence came from the back hall: "I see! You go back to cook, I will come right now." The voice was very thick and dignified.

After hearing this, Ouyang Ming felt that the voice was more familiar. But he couldn't remember. It was a layer of window paper, but he couldn't pierce it.

Before long, a middle-aged man appeared in front of Ouyang Ming. He was dressed in black linen, with a calm face and a serious expression, but he was still in the right place.

When Ouyang Ming saw him, he shouted, "Uncle Ying!?"

Uncle Ying is in front of us. Isn't that the loser just a scholar? No wonder he looks so bad!

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