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Chapter 1 Time is running out!

You can't change others, you can only change yourself

This is chicken soup for the soul.

[Why should you change yourself? Don't you stay away from people you hate!]

This is poison chicken soup.

Li Shao is a young man who can always see through the illusory taste of chicken soup and takes it as his duty to poison it at random.

But this time he really can't see through the things in front of him!

At 1:07 pm, the day before the start of sophomore year, Li Huo was in the club activity room at the edge of the school, which is very easy to explain. As an independent swordsman who sees through life, he deserved to die alone here. It is difficult to explain that a person who should never appear broke into this place.

It's like... a lost member of the Korean Women's League.

Even if you don't like Korean women's troupes, you will inevitably see them in various places. They are girls with long hair and tall men, who can never tell who is who. They must show their white legs to walk, so that men will want to rub. But they will not rub. They will also dance various graceful dances to entice men to rub, However, men still can not rub

No wonder South Korea has such a high suicide rate!

Although they always want to be kind and innocent, Li Huo has already seen through their nature of evil interest - I like to see you want to rub me but can't!

The girl who broke into Li Hao's activity room raised this evil interest to a higher level of reality, and even more exaggerated. She was wearing a cheerleading uniform, a combination of a white shirt with exposed navels and a red skirt, and her legs were unconsciously squeezed together, as if she could hear the sound of skin friction, which seemed to say——

It can be rubbed. It really can be rubbed.

In a word, there must be one person between Li Hao and her on the wrong set!

Li Huo hates the word "beauty" because it has no temperament, and he prefers "lady" to it. It reveals a kind of classical elegance, which sublimates into a beautiful lady, a good match for a gentleman. But now there is no way to describe this woman. She can only use the word "beauty", because a lady can't wear a cheerleading uniform!

She is the kind of beauty who makes men feel nervous when talking to men. It is not because men are all idiots on the brain of the sperm, but because they want to behave better in front of beautiful women.

What's more, the beauty is in a state of shyness. Her eyes also shyly avoid Li Huo. She wants to refuse and greet him. Her mouth is a little pouting, and she says in a tone of half coquetry and half seduction: "Will you come or not..."

This kind of shyness is by no means a pretence with ulterior motives, but the shyness of a deer jumping when a girl sees a really handsome guy!

Yes, men are a little nervous when facing beautiful women, and women are also so nervous when facing handsome men!

Li Hao tried his best to suppress many dirty things in his heart and gave birth to even more dirty ideas.

Am I a beautiful man?

He immediately picked up his mobile phone and took a 45 ° overhead view of himself.

In the hot afternoon sun, he looked at the man on the screen and fell into silence, just as Zhizunbao used a magic mirror to see that he was actually a monkey.

What Li Hao saw, of course, was not a monkey, but a 360 ° face without dead corners, with clear eyes, slightly melancholy, handsome enough to suffocate women, and handsome enough to make men cry!

It's unbelievable that this is really my face. It's just a little thinner than my previous face. By the way, my eyebrows are thicker and more regular, my eye sockets are slightly sunken, and my nose is a little more straight. After a series of subtle adjustments, I pieced it together to reconstruct the present look. Of course, this is not because of the volume reduction, but the additional effect after thinning.

"Hurry up..." The girl approached carefully, trying to shake Li Huo's arm and act coquettishly. However, at the moment when her skin touched, a gentle static electricity stabbed her, making her ashamed and quickly withdraw her hand. She moaned a little, as if reliving the fleeting paralysis.

His face reddened.

Li Huo put down his mobile phone in silence and turned to look at the girl who was a bit crazy. Compared with "beauty", he hates the word "school flower" even more. At best, beauty has no temperament, while school flower has already burst its temperament in the bombardment of literature and film and television works, which makes people with clear minds shudder when they hear the word.

But again, there is no way. The present cheerleader is undoubtedly the recognized school flower. She wants to use herself for some reason, but she is not in the mood of being used now.

"You go first, I want to be quiet." Li Hao said with a slight dullness, not that he didn't want to rub the cheerleader, but that he just wanted to sort out the previous events and figure out how to face the next life.

"But..." The girl's face became more red. "I just kept quiet."

"......" Li Huo painfully covered his forehead, "You misunderstood me, I don't want to be quiet."

"Then go out and dry up. The competition is about to start!" The girl stared at the melancholy beauty and swallowed expectantly

"My name is Li Shao."

I'm so angry. Even if I don't pay attention, I don't have to remember my name so wrong!

"OK, let's get to know each other again." The girl disagreed, smiling and holding out her right hand, her eyes filled with longing and delusion, "My name is Bai Jing, and I don't really want to be a cheerleader, but I can't help it. The students all hope I can be."

That's because the students all want to take pictures of you doing hip twisting dance, so that you can go back to the dormitory and do something shy!

And you are just enjoying yourself!

Even though everything seems so beautiful and happy, Li Huo can always see through the chicken soup and see the poison.

He suddenly lost weight and became very, very handsome, so handsome that even a girl of the cheerleader's level could hardly restrain her estrus instinct.

If she has been so trapped, how can ordinary girls live!

What should I do!

Li Huo first realized the trouble.

Beauty is indeed an advantage, but if you go beyond a certain scale, you will lose control and cause disaster. Big and small Qiao has attracted Cao Cao, the wife snatching monster, Pan Jinlian has attracted Ximen Qing, the devil of the harem, and Lin Daiyu has attracted Jia Baoyu, the tragic monster. Don't think Journey to the West can be spared. It is Tang Monk who caused the ninety-nine eighty-one disaster!

He can go to India dressed as an ordinary old farmer.

For Li Huo, girls are really mouth watering. But if they rush in groups for fresh meat, they are not girls, they are female zombies.

This is not a fantasy. It is a real thing. More and more male stars are being stripped and kissed by female zombies.

Li Huo shouts with his head in his heart——

What if it is so popular!

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