My name is Chen Lei. I am 23 years old. I am a jobless vagrant who combines the virtues of good teenagers in the 21st century, such as studying hard, making progress every day, loving work, respecting the old and cherishing the young, and abiding by laws!
One day when I was at home and really had nothing to do, I opened my valuable collection of 500 gigabytes stored in the computer E disk, and was absorbed in studying and admiring the foreign humanities and culture, when an existence that claimed to be the supreme god of the universe fell from the sky, which scared me almost into a frenzy. The anode failed, and more importantly, the warm home of my prosperous wealth was destroyed!
Extremely angry, I used my right hand to perform the ultimate stunt that I learned after 23 years of single life. The heaven and earth are infinite, the yin and yang are infinite, the life and death are impermanent... (countless words are omitted) Wang Baquan, avenging my poor house of prosperous wealth. You are not mistaken. I want to avenge my prosperous wealth, not because the universe's supreme divine difference scared me into a devil, Anode and decay!
The heaven and earth are infinite, the yin and yang are infinite, the life and death are impermanent... (Omitting countless words) Wang Baquan is worthy of being my single cultivation for 23 years before I succeed in cultivating the unique skill. Once the fist is broken, the sun and the moon are shining, which is really a necessary magic skill for single fight, group fight, and family robbery!
Under the divine power of the king's eight fists, the man who claimed to be the supreme god of the universe, with two eyes that were more than the national treasure, soon signed a series of unequal treaties, including the conditions that King Kong is not bad, immortal, one hit must kill, and the golden spear does not fall!
When He Nai avenged Wangcai, I didn't think that at the moment when the treaty was reached, I would have a sense of loneliness that I would fight against Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten, and be invincible in the world. Maybe this is what the ancients used to say, "Be Ling Juesheng, see all the mountains!"!
I had already transcended the earthly world and made a decision at that moment, that is, to have a heart trip that I can go at once!
So I was invincible in the world. I used my extraordinary power to open the barriers of the world and open a door to different dimensions. You should know everything later!
"Is that why you peeped at my bath?"
Staring at the noble and beautiful woman with frosty face on the throne, Chen Lei hurriedly shook his head like a rattle: "Say again, I really didn't mean it. I've told you the cause and effect clearly!"
The noble woman on the throne seemed not to hear Chen Lei's words, and said to herself, "Come on, how do you want to die?"
"Why are you so unreasonable? I said I didn't mean to!"
"I don't care. Anyone who trespasses on my castle will die. What's more, you not only trespassed on my castle, but also watched me take a bath! Not only did you watch me take a bath, but you also attacked me when I was unprepared!"
"Hey, let's be clear about what it means to peep at your bath and what it means to attack you while you are not being attacked! The place where the gate is opened is beyond my control. What can I do to appear above your bath.
Didn't your primary school teacher tell you that gravity exists? "
As for Chen Lei's argument, the noble woman sneered scornfully: "A man who can open the dimensional gate told me that he can't fly. Do you think I'm like a fool?"
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Of course, Chen Lei would not say that. The woman on the throne is like a volcano about to erupt. She is on the verge of explosion. If she hears this sentence again, she will explode!
"Why can't I fly? I'm not a birdman with two wings on my body. Isn't it normal that I can't fly? Anyone who has stipulated that he can open the Gate of Dimension will fly. Stand up and I will never kill him!"
"Needless to say, no matter what you say today, it is impossible to leave this castle alive. In the name of my Princess of the Moon, I will give you endless death and a spear to kill blood!"
"Hey, hey, if you don't agree with me, I'll fight. Are you a three-year-old?"
With a gentle twist, Chen Lei dodged the bloody spear shot by the noble woman on the throne. Chen Lei looked at the big hole behind him, which could be seen on the bright starry wall outside, Shaking his head helplessly, he said, "I admit my mistake. It's my fault. I shouldn't open the door to your bathroom, or run out without looking at anything when the door is opened, or fall from the door, so that it will fall on you and crush you!"
"Stop talking about it. There is no excuse for sin. There is no excuse for sin!"
Whether it was anger or shame, the noble woman's pale face turned red after hearing what Chen Lei said!
"The jungle of blood!"
Chen Lei vaguely felt that he had said something wrong when he saw those bloody spears that could not be stopped emerging from the void, flashing cold light!
"Die, die!"
Listening to the crazy laughter of the noble woman, Chen Lei suddenly found that he seemed to have no way out. The dense bloody spears in the air blocked him 360 ° without dead space. As long as he was still in the hall, no matter where he stood, there would be countless bloody spears shot at him at the first time!
"What to do? What to do!"
In the face of the noble woman's big move, Chen Lei suddenly felt a little overwhelmed!
If it was the enemy, Chen Lei would have punched him so that he didn't even know his mother, but unfortunately he couldn't, because he was wrong no matter what. He not only looked at the other person's body, but also touched his body almost once. In case of emergency, he touched it carelessly (blonde hair, big chest, long legs, round buttocks, plus good feel, I give 99 points! There is still 1 point to give, so that someone can not be arrogant!) It's understandable that people are so angry!
"Run, run!"
Chen Lei, who has begun to sweat, suddenly has the impulse to turn around and run away! But reason told him that he could never run away. If he ran away, the crime of peeping would be real!
How can a man like him, who dares to beat the supreme god of the universe and force him to sign countless unequal treaties, tolerate a peering rapist with a bright clank on his head!
After thinking for a while, Chen Lei can't think of any good way out, so he has to give it up and decide to eat the noble woman's big move!
"Come on, when I'm unlucky, I'll compensate you for meeting such an unreasonable woman! After this, we'll clear up our grievances, walk up the road separately, and the well will never run into the river!"
After posing in a posture that he thought was very handsome, Chen Lei showed a heroic martyrdom, stood in the same place and faced countless bloody spears!
Chen Lei's heroic death words really made the noble woman feel good, and even gave her the impulse to let Chen Lei become a cow and a horse for her, and to expose this matter after thousands of years of service!
That said, Chen Lei's lighthearted action made the noble woman very unhappy. She said she would fight me hard, but you mean to stay in a cold sweat and take a defensive action!
Your hands are akimbo and your nostrils are facing the sky. You look like you can't help me. What a ghost! Do you think the threat of my attack is the same as the air?
"As long as you can survive with my move, it doesn't matter if the gratitude and resentment disappear! Bloodthirside Rain!"
After the noble woman who felt her dignity was severely insulted roared, countless blood lights poured out from behind her and merged into the bloody spears all over the sky!
Looking at the bloody spear, Chen Lei praised it and said, "It's good. If you use this skill to open a mountain, all the quarrymen will be laid off! “
"Open the mountain and quarry!"
After listening to Chen Lei's rambling words, the noble woman who felt that her self-confidence had been severely insulted once again made clear her determination to kill Chen Lei here!
”Die for me! “
The noble woman gently waved her hand at Chen Lei, and the blood spears all over the sky seemed to be ordered to shoot at Chen Lei!
"Shua Shua Shua!" "Whoa, whoa!"
The bloody spears, which were like falling rain, soon buried Chen Lei's slightly thin body!
A few minutes later, all the blood colored spears were launched. Looking at Chen Lei, who was full of blood spears and had taken on the shape of a human hedgehog ball, the noble woman laughed loudly and said, "See? This is to belittle my Erquette Butarenstad! Oh, hoohoo...!"
"Alquette Brenstad? I remember the beautiful name!"
Just when Elquette was proud, a weak voice came from the human hedgehog ball!
"Click!"
In Erquette's frightened eyes, a pair of weak big hands stretched out from the hedgehog ball!
"Huh, it's finally over. It's so hot that I should be cool outside!"
After tearing the hedgehog ball wrapped on his body in half, Chen Lei breathed heavily!
"How could it be, how could it be, how could you have nothing at all!"
Looking at Chen Lei who shakes his clothes like he's doing nothing, Elquette on the throne screams at the same high volume as Chen Lei who accidentally falls on her and touches her body!
"Isn't it normal for me to be free? I told you that the supreme god of the universe and I signed many unequal treaties, including King Kong, who can hardly be damaged even by a supernova explosion!"
"Your big move is really strong. It's absolutely a magic skill to use it to open mountains and collect stones. But compared with supernovae, sprinkling water is not as good as sprinkling water. Look at my clothes!"
"The supreme god of the universe is also the supreme god of the universe. You really treat me as a three-year-old child!"
Chen Lei's sincere explanation sounds full of satire to Arquette, and it is still the kind of unscrupulous!
Although she was extremely angry, the full force of the attack just now really calmed Elquette down a lot, and Chen Lei's calm appearance now shows that she is not acting, but really relaxed!
"This time I just slept for decades, and there is such a horrible person in the outside world. Am I a little behind?"
After thinking for a while, Erquette avoids Chen Lei's burning eyes, Opening channel: "Although I don't know how you prevented me from hitting with all my strength without any damage when I didn't notice it, you are definitely not an ordinary person who can stop me from hitting with all my strength so easily. Tell me whether you are Alaia or Gaia, or the people of magic organizations in the Tower of Clock, or the latest scientific school in the past hundred years!"
"Alaya, Gaia, the Tower of Clock, the Scientist. What the hell is that? I don't understand?" Chen Lei said blankly, "I have already tried your big move. Can I go now?
We have just negotiated, and you yourself have agreed. After a move, the grievances and gratitude will be cleared up, and the road will go one way and the other! "
"Don't admit it, it doesn't matter! I have my own way to find out!" Elquette on the throne sneered: "Do you still want to go? Yes!"
"This is what you said, not what I forced you to do! Oh yeah, finally you can go!"
After hearing Alquette's words, Chen Lei immediately cheered up, but before long, Alquette's words pulled him from heaven to hell!
"Before you leave, leave your eyes and hands behind!"
"Well, the plot is different from what was agreed upon! Didn't we say that we had settled the grievances?"
"Yes, we agreed to clear up the grievances, but this is the grievance that you broke into my castle. You haven't cleared up the grievances that you peeped into my bath and touched me?"
"You are playing a word game with me!"
"Yes, I'm just playing a word game with you. What can you do? Well, make a choice. Do you want to leave your eyes and hands behind and walk out, or do you need me to help you out crosswise?"
"Don't force me!"
"What?"
"I said don't force me!"
"What are you forced to do?"
"Force me to do it!"
It is said that rabbits bite people when they are worried, not to mention that Chen Lei is not only a rabbit, but also a ghost who dares to beat the Supreme God of the universe to sign a series of unequal treaties!
Up to now, Chen Lei has tolerated everywhere because he is sorry. After all, he has touched almost all the places that others can and cannot touch, but this does not mean that Chen Lei's tolerance is bottomless!
Looking at Chen Lei's livid face with three points of anger, Erquette laughed and said: "Angry? Angry, then go ahead!!"
"Did I make a mistake?"
Looking at Erquette, who was slightly crazy, Chen Lei suddenly realized whether he was too accommodating. He was sorry, so he tolerated everywhere. However, he didn't expect such a result after tolerating!
"I repeat, don't force me to do it. You can't afford it!"
"I'm forcing you to do it. No one in this world can take advantage of my Erquette and leave alive. No one!"
"In that case, don't blame me for my impoliteness, my helpless fist!"
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