Funny birthday greetings

Birthday is very important for everyone. This day should be like all the blessings received: Happy birthday!
Therefore, when we wish a friend's birthday, we can't just muddle through a few sentences, let alone just say "Happy Birthday". We can complete some funny birthday wishes. When birthday friends receive funny birthday greetings, their original good mood will definitely be happier.

A short message to you, two flowers for you, lucky to know you in your third life, from all sides to sing to you, from all corners of the world to follow you, from six to six to follow you, seven up and eight down to amuse you, eight roads to you, from nine to one bless you: every day is healthy and safe! Happy birthday!
This message is amazing. The mountain can't stop it, the water can pass, the wind can't blow away, and the rain can't get wet. Quickly run into your mobile phone, sneak into your heart, and keep you happy. Happy birthday!
Greeting is as plain as water, light but sincere; Blessing, plain, thin but grand; Pick a star, light up your mood, pick a cloud, decorate your life, light up the birthday candle, light up the bright life. May your journey of life be filled with beautiful scenes of happiness! Happy birthday!
Dear you: very enthusiastic, nine points grand, eight points intelligent, seven points spiritual, six points romantic, five points lovely, four points lazy, three or two people who love you and a life you want! Happy birthday to you!
Distant distance ferments yearning; Time flows, warming up feelings; Take off the clothes of worry, get rid of the entanglement of sadness; Although life is dull, the warm friendship has never gone far. My friends, I wish you every important day, and you will become a model of happiness! Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, I want to buy a bunch of flowers for you, too vulgar; I want to buy you a sundae, too sweet; I want to cross mountains to see you, too far; I want to see you by car and boat, but I have no money; I want to climb to your bed and shout, I have no courage; I can only send wishes through SMS. Happy birthday and smile. If I don't smile, I will pay back a dime!
I haven't dared to say something to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, there will be no chance: you are really disgusting... likable, never tired of seeing it!
If time is like a TV remote control, then you are a happy channel, with a happy signal, laughing every day, especially for the birthday report. If I say happy birthday to you, the audience rating will surely soar.
Merry birthday doesn't reflect my level. After thinking all night long, I finally came up with a unique, incomparable and unique special birthday wish, that is, happy birthday to you
Here is a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday! The second layer, care! The third layer, romance! The fourth floor, warm! Middle sandwich, sweet! I wish you a good mood every day!
Hear, think, see, smell, hear, people to, hands to, feet to, say, do, get, time to, your gift did not arrive, first pass my blessing to: happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, good things are after you, the boss attaches importance to you, illness is hiding from you, lovers love you deeply, pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes well with you!
Happiness is multiplying year by year, please enjoy it; Ruyi, please don't worry about coming to our door every month; Blessing, every day is not the same, today is the most special: I wish you a happy birthday, happy company!
I wish you happiness all the time, good luck every minute, good health every day and night, happiness every year, and good luck every day. Happy birthday, may you always be happy.
Today is your birthday. Although there is no five-star hotel to open a meal for you, there are three-star blessings to greet you. Fortune will light up your future, Lucheng will bring you good luck, and Longevity will bless your health and wish you a happy birthday.
The track of growth is the most beautiful, bitter and sweet; The driving force of growth is the most powerful, tired and proud; The blessing of growth is the most positive, fast is beneficial; My dear friends, I wish you a happy birthday and a happy life.
Birthday wishes fall from the sky. Worries are all over the place, and bad luck escapes everywhere in fear. You can live happily for ever. Your happiness has a long history. If you are faced with a last ditch resistance, bless the world forever! Thank me
Work can not be done, but the soul can not be lonely; Life can not be sweet, but the smile can not be interrupted; Friends can disappear, but don't forget to connect on birthdays; Wish you happiness and good luck, happy birthday forever!

How's it going? After reading it, do you think you will be very happy to receive such birthday greetings on your birthday? Well, that's right. Collect it quickly and wait for a friend's birthday to impress him.